it is common among anthropologists that men were the hunters and provided food in prehistoric hunter-gathering tribes. the big, strong man went out to provide for his brood while the woman fashioned bikinis out of the hides of the animals, much like Raquel Welch in One Million Years B.C.
i can disprove this theory with one example. i had the displeasure of using a male restroom the other day when the women's room was not in working order. upon entering the men's room, i notice the urinal area. words cannot justify the scene before my eyes. it looked like someone took a squirt bottle of urine and sprayed it on the urinal, wall and floor. i waited a couple days because it could have been a fluke. the janitors did go through the floor and clean. there was a similar situation. how can men miss something that they stand a couple issues from and piss?
it convinces me that there is no way that prehistoric males went hunting for the family. they can't hit a big porcelain container right in front of them; how the hell are they going to hit an animal with a spear feet away? the family would starve!
seriously men, how can you miss something right in front of you with a hose like appendage?
- miss wolfe