Friday, June 3, 2011

Empty Calories But So Much Fun

i read in some blog or magazine that cum has about 5 to 7 calories per teaspoon. there is also stuff like vitamin c. what the hell! how the fuck does vitamin c get in cum?

it made me wonder about my activities through my sex life. how many semen calories have i swallowed?

i estimate an average of 7 calories for all the cum shots. there have been big loads, small loads and partial loads. 21,000 calories would be 3000 shots. my first blow job happened at 13, this mean there are 3650 days to get 3000 shots. it is completely reasonable knowing my sexual history.

as i think more, it was probably higher than 21,000 calories. there were days where i took 6 loads, some parties where i blew 7 or 8 guys. the total number of calories wouldn't be much higher but there is definitely the possibility. i can say one thing for certain. i enjoyed getting every one of those calories.

- miss wolfe

4 comments:

Ghost said...

so...you don't waist anything. i would imagine there were some spitting and drooling (my favorite) events which makes the actual number of bjs even higher. i wonder if the same study has been done on a woman's love juices. many men really love the taste and whether through their tongue or oral sucking try to acquire as much of the rare nectar as possible. the amount may not be the same but it would be interesting to learn of it's nutritious value.

one thing is for sure....and that is you are a true wonder miss wolfe ;-)

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