the cards would have a picture of them on the front with their name and appropriate nickname in parentheses. you can picture the blonde college guy with the shit eating grin and blonde hair. his name would be something like Blane "Lacrosse Douche" Smith (purely made up, i apologize to any non lacrosse douches named blane smith, but face it lacrosse guys, YOU ARE DOUCHES!!!!)
on the back of the card, the vital statistics would be first (length, girth, average time to orgasm). below the vital stats, there would be a section for best and weakest positions or if they are a dirty talker or hair puller. you get the idea.
the real problem is distribution. how would these cards get to women? we can't exactly have them as inserts in cosmo. i think the best way is to have a website for each city. when a woman moves to the city, she can go to the website and order a pack of cards, or get the "all star" pack.
- miss wolfe