the cards would have a picture of them on the front with their name and appropriate nickname in parentheses. you can picture the blonde college guy with the shit eating grin and blonde hair. his name would be something like Blane "Lacrosse Douche" Smith (purely made up, i apologize to any non lacrosse douches named blane smith, but face it lacrosse guys, YOU ARE DOUCHES!!!!)
on the back of the card, the vital statistics would be first (length, girth, average time to orgasm). below the vital stats, there would be a section for best and weakest positions or if they are a dirty talker or hair puller. you get the idea.
the real problem is distribution. how would these cards get to women? we can't exactly have them as inserts in cosmo. i think the best way is to have a website for each city. when a woman moves to the city, she can go to the website and order a pack of cards, or get the "all star" pack.
- miss wolfe
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A site like that would help us all my friend. Save us from some very awful or awkward experiences.
stats are funny. still no guarantee sometimes it depends on where and whom your playing with. some stats would call me a mighty man will others would say minute man. some would read damn he's long while others would say just right. i'm always amazed how with me any way it fluctuates VASTLY from person to person. i will say what is consistent is that i always bring my "A" game although it may not equate to my high score ;-)
Glad to see a post again. Love the idea, but the problem come with who collects the stats. Guys would inflate them and gals just don't collect that kind of info.
This needs to be an app that allows entry into a certain subset of clubs, all members of the 'meatstat network', ha. Downloaded at the door, and not limited to men...I want continuums (GirlNextDoor/Fetishist, Sub/Dom...) Others can pull(+), or push(-) your stats. What if they could make an app location dependent...only works in clubs...
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