it gets so confusing with so many languages. howdy from the Mediterranean coast you ugly americans! it is silly day for me so bear with me. i am resisting the time zone joke, so count yourselves lucky.
this is the sign that i am still alive but i'm sure most of you are regretting the fact with the lame jokes in the post. my stuff is unpacked and found places on my shelves. well, part of my stuff is with me. if i were to go to visit someone, i would be displaced from more of my stuff and then its time to worry. (if you don't get this joke, you are no longer allowed to read my blog!)
what has happened to me since i last posted. slut and i went on a european whirlwind tour. men were tortured, we had fun, all was good. the best part of my european life has been watching the last stage of the tour de france. slut and i were about 200 yards from the arc de triomphe on the champs-elysees. it was truly a site to see and recommend it to anyone who can afford it.
i am enjoying my new home. i forgot how much that i love the food. the food is too good, so i have to run extra to keep off the pounds. there is a great tapas restaurant where i like to eat. chopitos and gambas with pil-pil are a must! i am in total food heaven.
on my way to spain, i had a funny moment. i ran through the stuff i packed and shipped to see if i forgot anything. when packing, i stuck a buzzy friend in my suitcase. it was during my thinking in the middle of the Atlantic that i remembered Fight Club. my only thought was about my vibrator getting bumped and turned on in the luggage area (again another reference you should know). anyhow, this is enough random thoughts for one day.
- senorita wolfe