the ridiculous
there was an older gentleman, would guess early 40's, sitting with this average looking, 20'ish, girl. it was obvious there was something going on between them. this isn't the bad part. if you are a man in your 40's pulling 20 something pussy, good for you. my issue started when this white man with greying hair and beer gut walks to the counter to obtain a refill. he was wearing teenage, rap/hip-hop shorts. the denim shorts that have their boxers hanging out the top and go down to mid-calf. it was difficult not to laugh aloud. i don't care who you are or if you can pull young female ass, dress for your age. its almost as bad as they guy who can't stop saying "dude" past college. unless you are keanu reeves or a surfer along the beach, give it up. p.s. keanu, you also look and sound foolish saying dude.
the fantastic
a woman, i would guess 40's again, walks into the starbucks with her friend. she had to be 5'10 or 11, long straight natural red hair, freckles, tight ass, and perky b-cups. she wore these grey work slacks that hugged her ass and a low cut blouse. every man in the place was staring at her. my brother who was sitting with me, a whole other story, caught sight of her and uttered "Fuck!"
this woman was a perfect 10 for any age. anyone paying attention knew she had a husband from the meteor sized diamond sitting on her ring finger. i wouldn't blame him for showering her with diamonds. he would want to keep her because she could be pulling hard, dick from young stallions. hell, i would get with her and let his ass watch. absolutely stunning. i didn't have my phone with me to take a photo but the next time i see her, you are going to get a picture.
- miss wolfe
there was an older gentleman, would guess early 40's, sitting with this average looking, 20'ish, girl. it was obvious there was something going on between them. this isn't the bad part. if you are a man in your 40's pulling 20 something pussy, good for you. my issue started when this white man with greying hair and beer gut walks to the counter to obtain a refill. he was wearing teenage, rap/hip-hop shorts. the denim shorts that have their boxers hanging out the top and go down to mid-calf. it was difficult not to laugh aloud. i don't care who you are or if you can pull young female ass, dress for your age. its almost as bad as they guy who can't stop saying "dude" past college. unless you are keanu reeves or a surfer along the beach, give it up. p.s. keanu, you also look and sound foolish saying dude.
the fantastic
a woman, i would guess 40's again, walks into the starbucks with her friend. she had to be 5'10 or 11, long straight natural red hair, freckles, tight ass, and perky b-cups. she wore these grey work slacks that hugged her ass and a low cut blouse. every man in the place was staring at her. my brother who was sitting with me, a whole other story, caught sight of her and uttered "Fuck!"
this woman was a perfect 10 for any age. anyone paying attention knew she had a husband from the meteor sized diamond sitting on her ring finger. i wouldn't blame him for showering her with diamonds. he would want to keep her because she could be pulling hard, dick from young stallions. hell, i would get with her and let his ass watch. absolutely stunning. i didn't have my phone with me to take a photo but the next time i see her, you are going to get a picture.
- miss wolfe
1 comments:
The goal for Mr. Ridiculous is to have something going on with Ms. Fantastic. Ten or fifteen years from now she'll still be Ms. Fantastic and the average 20-something will be an average 40-sometyhing who is definitely not a perfect 10.
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