the past weeks have been spent parsing through my every belonging. there are two lessons learned. i have way too much stuff and the George Carlin comedy routine about people and their stuff is true. it is times like this that i truly appreciate my ipod and computer. it is so easy to compress all the music i love into a small ipod. however, the decisions have been made and the final list was approved for all my belongings. the majority of my stuff is in boxes ready for storage while the rest is ready to travel over the atlantic ocean for its new home.
along the way, there was hotly debated objects in my head. how many dildos do i take? do i buy a new computer over there or take my current one? the first question was the most important. a girl has to get off from time to time. yes, i have dry spells just like everyone else and need to take matters in my own hands. readers are aching to ask, how many? two. which dildos? one which goes buzz and a glass dildo.
i am reminded of the book Fight Club when talking about air travel with a vibrator. if you haven't read the book, it has a much better ending than the movie. the movie has a great lead up to a horrible end, typical hollywood bullshit.
there was a key piece of advice while choosing my objects. while i was venting on the phone to Slut, she tells me, "i don't know why you are so worried. Don't pack any panties and it will save you room." she was half serious and half wanting to make me laugh to calm myself down.
ultimately my advice to anyone traveling and worried about room: save room, don't take panties.
- miss wolfe
3 comments:
where are you going?
If you're going to Europe buy a computer here unless you want to pay 20% sales tax.
Try not to take any Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Miley Ctrus style photos.
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