Remember All Your Protection

i saw this sticker on someone's computer screen this week. the choice was leave it there or be a thief. you know what my decision was. it was way too funny for the cocky dickhead throwing the party to have. if you think about it, i was helping him. seriously, i will return it to him because all i wanted to do is scan it for the blog.

men remember to warn your ladies if they are a novice. you don't want to put out their eye. if i don't see you before thursday, HAVE A GREAT TURKEY DAY!

- miss wolfe

Thank You

i am ashamed to admit something. i almost forgot to thank all the wonderful people today that serve this great country. to all of those who are serving or have served this country, i thank you for your supreme sacrifice and service to the United States. i hoped you had a good Veteran's Day and your service will never be forgotten by me. Thank you!

- miss wolfe

When Did That Get There?

as the readers would of guessed, i am the epitome of grace and elegance. you should notice the sarcasm dripping from the previous statement. the only time where i could be considered graceful is the times i run. everyone has their dork moments in life. however, mine happen at the most embarrassing times.

i was out with friends this weekend. our plan was to eat out then go out dancing. we had finished eating and coming outside the restaurant. one of my friends says in a low voice, "oh my god, he is so hot." of course, this will get my attention quickly. my pussy enjoys a good hottie to think about while i masturbate. to digress for a moment, you can call it my spank bank even though it is more of a male name.

i turn to notice this hunk of a man. there was obviously ripped muscled under his clothes. my mind instantly went to all the lewd and prurient things i would do to him. while my mind came up with ideas, my legs kept walking. it is odd how the mind will do this but not pay attention to where i happened to walk. this situation was remedied quickly after i walked into a parking meter. you should note, this isn't the first time and i haven't learned apparently.

as you would guess, my incident didn't go unnoticed. there was pointing, laughing and ridicule, the trifecta for embarrassing moments. if you are wondering, the guy did notice. he had a smirk on his face, trying his best not to laugh. yes, i am a huge dork.

- miss wolfe

Is It Truly Unjust?

if you weren't paying attention last night, Maine voters denied same sex couples the right to marry. my views on gay marriage aren't a big secret, i am for it. after all, if a homosexual man or woman wants to be in a miserable, loveless marriage, they should be allowed to do it.

however, this may be the key to the voting. the straight people aren't homophobic. they are saving same sex couples from the misery of marriage and divorce. as it stands now, same sex couples don't have the legal issues when the relationship is over. they don't have to hire a lawyer or sit across the table from their former lover while they fight over stupid shit. who really cares about the gravy boat that aunt sally gave you as a present? they can leave with the stuff they brought into the relationship.

the reader shouldn't mistake my satire for a serious commentary. it is a sad state of affairs when people are misled by fear or hate to forsake the basic human right to find love with another person and announce that love by having a wedding. i am not surprised. the whole of human existence is filled with actions taken out of fear or hate. it is my hope that this non-issue manages to work itself out sometime soon.

this brings up a good question. does marriage ruin perfectly good relationships or do the wrong people get married? or is it both?

- miss wolfe