You Win

i got the clue. readers can be damn persistent when it comes to knowing something. you can stop bugging slut and sending me e-mail asking me about the other weekend. it was a matter of time until the wild sex animal escaped the cage. over a month without sex is entirely too long for me. fingers and dildos aren't enough. sometimes a girl just needs a dick. it is my belief that there are no true lesbians. girls need dicks!

anyhow, i went off on a rant there. i will tell you the whole story on saturday because i am busy at the moment and i have plans tomorrow night.

- miss wolfe

Not Waiting

it has been 6 days and still no return call from sam. after the dinner debacle, i gave him a day to think then called to see if everything was okay. i left him a message on his voice-mail. on saturday, i ran into the hostess from the dinner party and she asked how "we", sam and i, were doing. i explained the situation and somehow she saw my side of the story. i thought maybe she might talk some sense into sam. alas, there is still no word. i am done with sam, not worth my effort any longer. there could of been something but no more. i am going to get laid.

- miss wolfe

Freaky Woman or Lucky Dog

this pic has been making the round today on the interweb. it stars eliza dushku (actress) and a burmese mountain dog. at first, i wanted to be that dog because she is super hot. however, i started looking at the blow up on her face. is it me or is she really seem to be enjoying the attention? lol. i joke because i don't want to be sued. i am still jealous of the dog.

-miss wolfe

The Dinner

slut was gone last night to do her thing with a friend who is in town. the apartment was mine for the night. sam was back in town so i invited him over for dinner. i was going to take the advice given to me and tell him about loner-douche.

i made my vegetarian lasagna for sam. it usually gets rave reviews, but i don't tell them its vegetarian at first because people have a stigma against vegetarian food. sam was being affectionate, kisses and hugs. he wanted to help me with dinner but i told him to sit down. we talked about our lives since he went to his family reunion. when i got dessert, he asked me about the dinner party again.

i told him the same thing i wrote in the post. i really enjoyed his friends but didn't like loner-douche. he wanted to know why. i told him the whole story about going back to the bathroom. he sat there quiet for a moment. after he was done thinking, we spoke on it more. something was different about him. there was a change in his tone, not in a good way.

the remaining time, he was distant. it was almost like i did something wrong or disappointed him. i hate men.

- miss wolfe

Duck, Duck, Douche

sam's friend was having a dinner party last saturday and he asked me to be his date. a person's friends are the best way to gain insight to that person, so i was going to the dinner party. (i wonder what i say about slut and vice versa.)

sam must of made of point of scoring points with me that night. he showed up exactly at the time he said. it was perfect timing because i had just finished preparing for the date. when i answered the door, he told me how gorgeous i looked and followed it with a big hug and soft kiss. sam held and shut the car door for me. he didn't go overboard with the complements but he added a couple more in the car. the car ride wasn't long to his friend's condo. before we left, he leaned over to give me a kiss and tell me how sexy i looked. sam was getting a lot more affectionate. if he was trying to get up my dress, he was doing a very good job of it.

we were the last to arrive at the dinner party. i walked into a living room full of people. all eyes were on the new person, me. it made me cautious, knowing my worthiness to date sam was going to be judged. there were 3 other couples and a loner guy at the party with sam and i. two of the couples were married, i think the other was engaged and then the loner guy who gave me a weird vibe. sam's friend got us drinks while his wife put the finishing touches on dinner. the conversation was loose and light hearted. there were quips and wisecracks between them all. there was no focus on me because they seemed intent on making fun of each other.

attention didn't focus on me until dinner. the hostess started to ask about me and it led to others asking me questions. the highlight for the group seem to come when they asked how sam and i met. i told them he was a friend of my older brother and we ran into each other at my brother's wedding last fall. i was up in boston for the summer and we ran into each other at a club. they wanted to know my age because i said older brother. even though there is only a five year difference, the cradle robbing jokes started to fly. they were ruthless. i felt sorry for giving the ammunition against him, so i leaned in to whisper an apology. sam mouthed, "its okay."

it was between dinner and dessert, sam put his hand high on my leg under the table. his hand was fine there until he began to move his fingers on my inner thigh. this drove my pussy crazy. he was teasing her to the point of wetness. i couldn't tell if he was doing this knowingly or not, i still can't to this day. my panties were soaked by the time we all went back to the living room.

we talked in the living room for a long time. i really like his friends. they were funny and had some intelligent things to discuss. toward the end, i desperately needed to use the rest room. i politely asked where it was located. loner friend offered to show me where it was because he was retrieving his jacket and heading home. this is when a douche move happened. loner hit on me. you will say, "wolfe, you probably misunderstood him." there was nothing to misunderstand. loner said, "you are pretty hot. are you sure you don't want to dump sam and go out with me?"

amazingly enough, i had the composure to not go off on him and walk into the bathroom. loner douche was gone when i got back to the living room. sam inquired if i was ready to leave. i certainly was after the loner douche hit on me. he asked me my thoughts on his friends on the car ride home. i loved all of his friends with exception of loner douche. he asked why and i told him that loner douche gave me a creepy, slimy vibe. i didn't tell him about the incident by the bathroom and don't know if i should. how do you tell a guy one of his buddies is a super dick, especially when you first start seeing the person?

- miss wolfe

Quickie

its been a couple days since i last posted, so here is a quickie before work. Eddie was great, the drunk ass hats in the crowd not so great. the stupid security attempting to get rid of ass hats were moronic. Eddie has a great voice, good stories between songs, well worth the tickets.

i went out with sam this week and a party over last weekend. there are some interesting stories that i will get to later.

finally, a question from a reader. chris writes, "I have been following your blog. It is really interesting. I noticed that you seem close to your brother. My question have you ever been intimate with him or fantasize about it ??" OMG, NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!! what a sick question! i didn't grow up in the back mountains of west virginia. there is a brother sister relationship, nothing more.

- miss wolfe

Giddy

i am excited. in a couple hours, Slut and i are going to new york to see Eddie Vedder in concert. what i wouldn't give to get back to the dressing room and fuck his brains out. he is so hot. he can come finger my guitar anytime. okay, the last sentence was a lame play on words. i am giddy, what do you expect?

- miss wolfe

The Suck-in

the suck-in has to be the worst, yet funny maneuver in the history of flirting and pictures. you know the move, you've probably done the move. it is when someone is trying to look better than they are and suck in their gut to appear thinner. admit it! i know you've done it.

who do people think they are fooling? it isn't fooling me. people have a constipated look on their face when they do the suck-in. i can't think of anything more attractive than a guy approaching me and it looks like they have to take a big dump. you can try to cover up the look but it is always there. no smile will change it. i often wondered if they suck-in people thought about the long term. they charm the other person. the suck-in person can't hold it forever.

my favorite suck-in are the ones immortalized in pictures. men and women are equally guilty in this sin. it is most common in the bathing suit or shirtless pictures. everyone wants to look good in pictures, but you cause the constipated look again. it looks worse on the women though. when they do the suck-in, the top part of their abs go in and then there is the bottom line of the rib cage that shows. now, the woman looks constipated and like she is sucking in her gut.

there is a simple way to avoid this situation. DON"T DO IT! if you are that insecure about your body do something to change it for the long term. otherwise, love your body for what it is.

- miss wolfe

Mail Monday

let's start with Brian: Are you going to the DMB shows at Fenway park?
no, i am not. when tickets went on sale, i didn't know was going to be in boston over the summer. the tickets were too expensive by the time i knew of my summer plans. however, i do have tickets for Eddie Vedder's solo tour. he is so hot.

from e-mail, millic tells me on saturday they played an unaired episode of Pushing Daisies.
this just pisses me off. with all the dumb shit and reruns they play during they week, they decide to play an episode on saturday. saturday is party or date night. GIVE THE SHOW A CHANCE!!!! sorry, i am a little angry.

from peach tart: well do tell....have your heard back from him? (meaning my older brother's friend after i molested him)
first, i will call him sam. my older brother's friend is entirely too long to type. sam called me back for a date. it seems my hands did something right while following their own urges. we had a sweet date (typical dinner and movie). there was a kiss at the end of the date. sam didn't push it any further and my hands were well behaved. i am disappointed he didn't at least try for more than a kiss. it has been three weeks since i last got some dick. i need to find a throw away hottie to fuck me silly until sam decides he wants more.

- miss wolfe