my hands have been very bad lately. they have a mind of their own. it is sort of like the movie Idle Hands (with the 17 year old, kinky, half naked in parts of the movie, goddess jessica alba) with exception of killing. my hands are aiming to please people. there was tuesday morning with slut, wednesday night with slut and then the person i ate lunch with today.
when i went out with slut and red on last friday, i ran into one of my older brother's friends. he was at my brother's wedding in the fall. i flirted with him a little at the wedding and a lot on friday night. we exchanged numbers on friday. when i called him on sunday, he offered to take me out to lunch sometime this week. today, he took me out to lunch. i flirted my way through lunch. he didn't seem to mind because he was flirting back. we were driving back from lunch and my hand got ideas.
the hand crept over to his leg, high on his lap. it didn't stop there because my fingers started to move on his thigh. he was nervous. i could tell in his voice as he talked to me. i never touched his dick directly, but i knew it was hard. he walked me to the door and gave me a hug. my hand took the opportunity to brush over his dick.
- miss wolfe
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Nothing Decent to Watch
i was watching television last night and saw a commercial for wipeout. this is the one reality show i would love to do. why? the big red balls. it is my only reason. sitting here thinking about wipeout makes me think of my frustration with television.
every year perfectly good television shows, every one i like, get canceled for pure crap. this may it was Life. it was a great show. there was humor, murders to figure out, hot people to look at and written well. yet, nbc throws it away for the utter shit they call a schedule. it has been a sad year overall. when Pushing Daisies was canceled, fucking abc, i was ready to give up on television but life was coming out in the winter so there was a glimmer of hope.
why do great, smart, quirky shows always get canceled? damn american people and their love of dumb "reality shows". "reality shows" belong in summer. start watching something that makes you think! i will miss you, Life. you will join Pushing Daisies and Arrested Development in my book.
- miss wolfe
every year perfectly good television shows, every one i like, get canceled for pure crap. this may it was Life. it was a great show. there was humor, murders to figure out, hot people to look at and written well. yet, nbc throws it away for the utter shit they call a schedule. it has been a sad year overall. when Pushing Daisies was canceled, fucking abc, i was ready to give up on television but life was coming out in the winter so there was a glimmer of hope.
why do great, smart, quirky shows always get canceled? damn american people and their love of dumb "reality shows". "reality shows" belong in summer. start watching something that makes you think! i will miss you, Life. you will join Pushing Daisies and Arrested Development in my book.
- miss wolfe
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Peace of Mind
it is relaxing being at my true home. i like DC and where my parent's now live but they will never replace Boston. i go out running my old routes and it is as if i never left. however, getting into old routines can be a bad thing. i am going to attempt to make some new routines, because i could end up back in Boston for grad school.
i had my first day of my summer job yesterday. it was mostly filling out paper work and being shown around a school i already know. the dingbat grad student wasn't paying attention when i told him my parents used to teach at the school. i knew more of the campus than he did. he can be tolerated because he took me to lunch with some of his friends, really cute friends. they stop by the lab to visit and i won't complain.
slut, her neighbor and i went out to a club last night. i don't really know her neighbor that well. when i stayed here two summers ago, red (i think this is what slut calls her) was moving in at the end of my stay. red is super hot. while talking to her last night, she was telling me that she did some modeling while in college. i would love a couple pictures of her naked, modeling for me. slut met up with one of her toys. this left red and i to go home in a cab by herself. i was flirting with her most of the night. i want to know what she tastes like.
- miss wolfe
i had my first day of my summer job yesterday. it was mostly filling out paper work and being shown around a school i already know. the dingbat grad student wasn't paying attention when i told him my parents used to teach at the school. i knew more of the campus than he did. he can be tolerated because he took me to lunch with some of his friends, really cute friends. they stop by the lab to visit and i won't complain.
slut, her neighbor and i went out to a club last night. i don't really know her neighbor that well. when i stayed here two summers ago, red (i think this is what slut calls her) was moving in at the end of my stay. red is super hot. while talking to her last night, she was telling me that she did some modeling while in college. i would love a couple pictures of her naked, modeling for me. slut met up with one of her toys. this left red and i to go home in a cab by herself. i was flirting with her most of the night. i want to know what she tastes like.
- miss wolfe
Thursday, May 21, 2009
E-mails/Comments
i had an unintentional consequence of a recent post centered around MCB's questions. i received a landslide of questions following the post. in an effort to answer some of them; here we go.
from Wino: I would love to hear the story of how that profile picture was taken.
the picture was taken by a tripod. how did you fit under the tripod to take it? it wasn't a mechanical tripod. it was a rather large endowed guy that was fooling around with my camera. i call him tripod, but not to his face. he doesn't need a bigger ego than he already has.
from David (he asked a lot of things but for this format i will take the short answer question): What's the sexiest lingerie you've got, and if you were going after some guy, what would you wear (outer and under)?
i don't have much as far as lingerie. i have push up bras to make my girls look bigger, they need the help. i have a variety of panties, ranging from cotton, lace, silk, and satin. i don't own fancy lingerie stuff because it isn't me. besides, one of the sexiest things in my mind is a girl in panties with a man's dress shirt. call me old fashioned. i don't have anything special that i wear to go after a guy. a lot of people have their "lucky" shirt or something like to that extent. i walk up with my confidence and not being afraid to go after someone.
from anonymous: What kind of pranks have you and your brother played on each other?
one of my favorite pranks was plastic wrapping his toilet late one night. when he went to the bathroom in the morning, i never laughed so hard at him. he attempted to put kool-aid in my shampoo one time but it failed because i look at my shampoo before i rub it in my hair. i've tried the hand in warm water thing, but it didn't work, very disappointing. he has done the shaving cream in the hand bit to me. one of my better ones is the fake lottery ticket. my brother likes to buy a scratch off lottery ticket from time to time. one day, i acted generous and bought him a "ticket". he starts scratching off the stuff and he wins $10,000. he was jumping and screaming. it was so hard to hold in a laugh. finally, he noticed me smiling and laughing, that is when he caught on to the joke.
-miss wolfe
from Wino: I would love to hear the story of how that profile picture was taken.
the picture was taken by a tripod. how did you fit under the tripod to take it? it wasn't a mechanical tripod. it was a rather large endowed guy that was fooling around with my camera. i call him tripod, but not to his face. he doesn't need a bigger ego than he already has.
from David (he asked a lot of things but for this format i will take the short answer question): What's the sexiest lingerie you've got, and if you were going after some guy, what would you wear (outer and under)?
i don't have much as far as lingerie. i have push up bras to make my girls look bigger, they need the help. i have a variety of panties, ranging from cotton, lace, silk, and satin. i don't own fancy lingerie stuff because it isn't me. besides, one of the sexiest things in my mind is a girl in panties with a man's dress shirt. call me old fashioned. i don't have anything special that i wear to go after a guy. a lot of people have their "lucky" shirt or something like to that extent. i walk up with my confidence and not being afraid to go after someone.
from anonymous: What kind of pranks have you and your brother played on each other?
one of my favorite pranks was plastic wrapping his toilet late one night. when he went to the bathroom in the morning, i never laughed so hard at him. he attempted to put kool-aid in my shampoo one time but it failed because i look at my shampoo before i rub it in my hair. i've tried the hand in warm water thing, but it didn't work, very disappointing. he has done the shaving cream in the hand bit to me. one of my better ones is the fake lottery ticket. my brother likes to buy a scratch off lottery ticket from time to time. one day, i acted generous and bought him a "ticket". he starts scratching off the stuff and he wins $10,000. he was jumping and screaming. it was so hard to hold in a laugh. finally, he noticed me smiling and laughing, that is when he caught on to the joke.
-miss wolfe
Monday, May 18, 2009
Superman: Super Hero or Pervy Stalker
i caught superman returns this weekend on television. i'm not much for super hero movies but for some reason, i watched it. while watching the movie, i came to the conclusion that superman/clark kent is creepy.
superman does a number of creepy things. the first being, he floats outside her window using his super hearing and x-ray vision to spy on her. if you take away the super powers and substitute guy across the street, this is very stalkerish. later in the movie, superman, as clark kent, watches lois lane walk to an elevator and uses his x-ray vision to watch her in the elevator go to the roof. Again, if you take away the super powers, following someone around is a stalker activity.
you say, "miss wolfe, you are only mentioning one movie."
true, but if you go back to the 1978 superman movie, lois lane dies. superman can't take this so he flies around the world backwards to reverse history. he doesn't do this to save a group of people, he does this to save one person. surely, he does this because of love. right. in superman 3, he moves on to lana lang. he has this same attachment in the smallville series on tv to lana lang.
superman is for truth, justice and the american way. he is a super hero. bullshit. his only goal is to track down the woman he "loves". there should be an investigation into his real motives.
- miss wolfe
superman does a number of creepy things. the first being, he floats outside her window using his super hearing and x-ray vision to spy on her. if you take away the super powers and substitute guy across the street, this is very stalkerish. later in the movie, superman, as clark kent, watches lois lane walk to an elevator and uses his x-ray vision to watch her in the elevator go to the roof. Again, if you take away the super powers, following someone around is a stalker activity.
you say, "miss wolfe, you are only mentioning one movie."
true, but if you go back to the 1978 superman movie, lois lane dies. superman can't take this so he flies around the world backwards to reverse history. he doesn't do this to save a group of people, he does this to save one person. surely, he does this because of love. right. in superman 3, he moves on to lana lang. he has this same attachment in the smallville series on tv to lana lang.
superman is for truth, justice and the american way. he is a super hero. bullshit. his only goal is to track down the woman he "loves". there should be an investigation into his real motives.
- miss wolfe
Saturday, May 16, 2009
For MCB
since MCB is the only one giving me a comment on the last post, he gets my undivided attention for now.
1. Besides spending some time in Boston, what are your plans for the summer? my plans include working, running, a vacation in there somewhere, the visits to my parents, and having fun. they won't follow in that order, i will try to mix it up a little for shits and giggles. also, i have grad school things to fill out, so i will be finding a way to stay in school for a longer period of time.
2. What do you think of Obama's first 100 days? you don't want me to get started in politics. obama and his predecessor are jokes. the state of the government in this country is a joke. i yearn for the days of Bush #1 and Clinton. granted, i wasn't really paying attention to politics then but economically we were a far better country.
3. Ever had any problems while giving road head? hahaha! i haven't had many problems with road head. the only thing i can think is a misfire. i am off the guy's dick and he shoots it in my hair, not an easy fix in a car. cum in hair is never a good thing.
- miss wolfe
1. Besides spending some time in Boston, what are your plans for the summer? my plans include working, running, a vacation in there somewhere, the visits to my parents, and having fun. they won't follow in that order, i will try to mix it up a little for shits and giggles. also, i have grad school things to fill out, so i will be finding a way to stay in school for a longer period of time.
2. What do you think of Obama's first 100 days? you don't want me to get started in politics. obama and his predecessor are jokes. the state of the government in this country is a joke. i yearn for the days of Bush #1 and Clinton. granted, i wasn't really paying attention to politics then but economically we were a far better country.
3. Ever had any problems while giving road head? hahaha! i haven't had many problems with road head. the only thing i can think is a misfire. i am off the guy's dick and he shoots it in my hair, not an easy fix in a car. cum in hair is never a good thing.
- miss wolfe
Friday, May 15, 2009
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Just Plain Mean
my younger brother and i have a very adversarial, yet loving, relationship. it is expected considering we are a year apart.
i was outside stretching for a run this morning. the neighbor across the street came out of his house to go to work. we exchanged the ceremonial greeting and he must of felt chatty because there was some small talk. i stood there exchanging the small talk, not paying attention to anything in particular. out of nowhere, my brother sneaks up behind me and pants me in front of the neighbor. the neighbor is like 19 and lives with his parents so not like he minded. my brother takes off running inside.
after quickly pulling up my running shorts and thanking god i wore panties today, i took off after him. there was screaming and pounding on his door but he was entrenched and not leaving. before i left, i told him i would get even when he least expected it.
cut to later this afternoon, i was going shopping for some new running shoes and asked if my brother wanted to come along because he was complaining about getting a new hockey stick and some bearings for his rollerblades. we went to the area dick's sporting goods. i already knew the shoes to buy so it didn't take me long to get my stuff. i found my brother talking to some guy by the hockey stuff. something clicked in my mind and it was time for payback.
i walk up to my brother while he is talking to this stranger. they are talking about the hockey playoffs. i put my arm around him, like we are boyfriend and girlfriend. he gives me a "what the fuck" look. there was a break in the conversation and i take my moment.
"is he the guy you want to bring in to bed for the threesome?"
you could of heard a pin drop after the words escaped my mouth. the guy was stunned and my brother was so red faced with embarrassment. i looked at my brother and started to laugh so hard. i swear i could of pissed my pants. i walked away laughing while my brother tried to explain away my question. karma is a bitch sometimes.
- miss wolfe
i was outside stretching for a run this morning. the neighbor across the street came out of his house to go to work. we exchanged the ceremonial greeting and he must of felt chatty because there was some small talk. i stood there exchanging the small talk, not paying attention to anything in particular. out of nowhere, my brother sneaks up behind me and pants me in front of the neighbor. the neighbor is like 19 and lives with his parents so not like he minded. my brother takes off running inside.
after quickly pulling up my running shorts and thanking god i wore panties today, i took off after him. there was screaming and pounding on his door but he was entrenched and not leaving. before i left, i told him i would get even when he least expected it.
cut to later this afternoon, i was going shopping for some new running shoes and asked if my brother wanted to come along because he was complaining about getting a new hockey stick and some bearings for his rollerblades. we went to the area dick's sporting goods. i already knew the shoes to buy so it didn't take me long to get my stuff. i found my brother talking to some guy by the hockey stuff. something clicked in my mind and it was time for payback.
i walk up to my brother while he is talking to this stranger. they are talking about the hockey playoffs. i put my arm around him, like we are boyfriend and girlfriend. he gives me a "what the fuck" look. there was a break in the conversation and i take my moment.
"is he the guy you want to bring in to bed for the threesome?"
you could of heard a pin drop after the words escaped my mouth. the guy was stunned and my brother was so red faced with embarrassment. i looked at my brother and started to laugh so hard. i swear i could of pissed my pants. i walked away laughing while my brother tried to explain away my question. karma is a bitch sometimes.
- miss wolfe
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Lunch with Mom
despite the flaws of living in the middle of no where, there are some benefits. it is much easier to run here than in a city. i am not worrying about some car coming out of nowhere and running me over. a down side is the lack of finding a guy with a hot ass to follow when i run. there is a chance to slow down my pace and enjoy the view for a moment or two. then, i speed past him.
i ran to my mom's work today. it has the option of a winding back road to get there. there is a golf course i run by. it always scares me because i tempting fate at getting hit by a golf ball from some douche that can't play. the worst part is getting to the campus. there is a high way to cross over and they have this creepy tunnel that runs under it. i would never want to use it at night.
when i get to my mom's lab, she isn't there. one of her student helpers was there. i asked for my mom, aka Dr. Wolfe. apparently, she is at some meeting and won't be back for a while, which is the opposite of what she told me. we had plans for lunch. i decide to wait in her lab. the helper guy starts talking to me. he opens with the line, "weren't you in my ____ class?"
i let him down and assure him we've never met before. he is so sure he has seen me before. i don't tell him he is working for my mom. the worker continues to flirt with me. i can't figure out why because i just finished running 6 miles to my moms work. he is trying his best to flirt with me and my mom walks in the room. she knew exactly what he was doing. i stand up and tell mom, "you are late, mom." it was at this point he figured out that he knew me from the picture in her office. he had the reddest face. mom and i had a good laugh over his embarrassment over lunch. i am half tempted to go back tomorrow, just to be cruel.
- miss wolfe
i ran to my mom's work today. it has the option of a winding back road to get there. there is a golf course i run by. it always scares me because i tempting fate at getting hit by a golf ball from some douche that can't play. the worst part is getting to the campus. there is a high way to cross over and they have this creepy tunnel that runs under it. i would never want to use it at night.
when i get to my mom's lab, she isn't there. one of her student helpers was there. i asked for my mom, aka Dr. Wolfe. apparently, she is at some meeting and won't be back for a while, which is the opposite of what she told me. we had plans for lunch. i decide to wait in her lab. the helper guy starts talking to me. he opens with the line, "weren't you in my ____ class?"
i let him down and assure him we've never met before. he is so sure he has seen me before. i don't tell him he is working for my mom. the worker continues to flirt with me. i can't figure out why because i just finished running 6 miles to my moms work. he is trying his best to flirt with me and my mom walks in the room. she knew exactly what he was doing. i stand up and tell mom, "you are late, mom." it was at this point he figured out that he knew me from the picture in her office. he had the reddest face. mom and i had a good laugh over his embarrassment over lunch. i am half tempted to go back tomorrow, just to be cruel.
- miss wolfe
Monday, May 11, 2009
Another Year Down
today was the last day of my junior year in college. i made sure my car was packed and ready to go as soon as my last final was finished.
now, i sit in my room at home. i missed my bed. it doesn't matter where you go or how fancy the mattress is, there is no replacement for your own bed at home. i was planning on being here for a short time then going to the beach but my plans have changed. my vacation is being delayed until later in the summer.
you ask, "what are you doing this summer?"
since you asked, i am spending my summer up in boston with a certain big chested friend of mine. i will be working up there and causing trouble at times.
it is time to go kick my brothers ass because he is being annoying.
- miss wolfe
now, i sit in my room at home. i missed my bed. it doesn't matter where you go or how fancy the mattress is, there is no replacement for your own bed at home. i was planning on being here for a short time then going to the beach but my plans have changed. my vacation is being delayed until later in the summer.
you ask, "what are you doing this summer?"
since you asked, i am spending my summer up in boston with a certain big chested friend of mine. i will be working up there and causing trouble at times.
it is time to go kick my brothers ass because he is being annoying.
- miss wolfe
Thursday, May 7, 2009
It Can't Be Any Worse
it is at the end of the semester for me so i am not writing a good deal. however, i saw this on cnn and had to comment.
Stormy Daniels, former porn star, is thinking about running for the united states senate from louisiana. there will be a lot of negativity on her because of her chosen career field. i fail to see how that makes one bit of difference. she fucked on film. who cares? it wasn't like she was secretive about her job or her taking money for fucking someone over. let's contrast this with a politician. they lie to get power. they take money from people and hand it over to special interests. the only time they pretend to have interest in the people is when it comes time for elections. basically, they fuck over the people they are supposed to represent.
i say a former porn star is a better person for the united states congress than any life long politician.
- miss wolfe
Stormy Daniels, former porn star, is thinking about running for the united states senate from louisiana. there will be a lot of negativity on her because of her chosen career field. i fail to see how that makes one bit of difference. she fucked on film. who cares? it wasn't like she was secretive about her job or her taking money for fucking someone over. let's contrast this with a politician. they lie to get power. they take money from people and hand it over to special interests. the only time they pretend to have interest in the people is when it comes time for elections. basically, they fuck over the people they are supposed to represent.
i say a former porn star is a better person for the united states congress than any life long politician.
- miss wolfe
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Bad Mojo
there are some points in life where every bad thing you ever did comes back to bite you on the dick. an article sent to me by a friend highlights this. how much bad karma does a person have to score to get their dick bit off during road head?
- miss wolfe
- miss wolfe
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