as the readers would of guessed, i am the epitome of grace and elegance. you should notice the sarcasm dripping from the previous statement. the only time where i could be considered graceful is the times i run. everyone has their dork moments in life. however, mine happen at the most embarrassing times.
i was out with friends this weekend. our plan was to eat out then go out dancing. we had finished eating and coming outside the restaurant. one of my friends says in a low voice, "oh my god, he is so hot." of course, this will get my attention quickly. my pussy enjoys a good hottie to think about while i masturbate. to digress for a moment, you can call it my spank bank even though it is more of a male name.
i turn to notice this hunk of a man. there was obviously ripped muscled under his clothes. my mind instantly went to all the lewd and prurient things i would do to him. while my mind came up with ideas, my legs kept walking. it is odd how the mind will do this but not pay attention to where i happened to walk. this situation was remedied quickly after i walked into a parking meter. you should note, this isn't the first time and i haven't learned apparently.
as you would guess, my incident didn't go unnoticed. there was pointing, laughing and ridicule, the trifecta for embarrassing moments. if you are wondering, the guy did notice. he had a smirk on his face, trying his best not to laugh. yes, i am a huge dork.
- miss wolfe