Lessons

there are a few mistakes in my past that i regret. one of those is taking pictures then sending them to a boyfriend. in the era of the internet, pictures will always come back to haunt you. here is an example of such a thing. (took down site link because it is a fake) i don't know if this is a fake or what but i wouldn't be surprised if it was real. i don't know what the rest of the pictures are but i can imagine they are horrible.

this being said, there are rules you should always follow. 1. never take naked pictures of yourself to send to a significant other. 2. homemade videos will always be found no matter how hard you hide it. 3. if you don't listen to the above things, always keep the files secure so you control them. destroy them yourself so they don't get out.

- miss wolfe

Willy Spread?

check your adult play edible body paints. there is a report in the UK about the chinese tainted milk substance is found in chocolate body paints in the UK. the thing i find funny about this is the term they use. willy spread. i love these british terms. can you imagine julia roberts asking hugh grant to pass the willy spread in notting hill. i bring up hugh grant because he seems like a deviant. the guy was dating one of the hottest women on the earth, elizabeth hurley, and goes to a hooker in hollywood.

on a personal note, i never got into the body paints or similar things. i am sure they can be fun in their own way but who really wants to deal with the mess. you would have to clean sheets or lay down some sort of barrier, have your fun, get a shower, change sheets. it is too much work for my liking. besides, i can have lots of fun with a couple ties (or handcuffs) and something like a feather and my mouth to tease the hell out of someone. i could be missing something completely and not know. i might have to try sometime, after all i have never been afraid to try something new.

- miss wolfe

Three questions

If you could have one day to do over what would it be? there are days in my past i have done stupid things, plenty of stupid things. however, i wouldn't change those days. it would change the person i am today and i like who i am.

What would be the perfect date? i don't believe the "perfect date" exists. i think there is a spectrum but perfect is not achievable. to have a great date, the person and myself must have chemistry. there should be time for laughing, romance and talking. it should be something unusual or not the norm. anyone can go out for dinner and a movie, make the date memorable.

If you watch television, what program is a cannot miss? i watch television but there is nothing i cannot miss. i am not a slave to my television. some of my past blogs may disagree with the last statement but i have a tivo for stuff. if the tivo screws up, there is always some repeat or dvd release. as far as my favorite shows, i like quirky shows (pushing daisies, monk, pysch, house, life, cooking shows). cooking shows aren't quirky but i like to cook so i enjoy them.

- miss wolfe

What happened to personal responsiblity?

i am inspired today by a news report on abc news. it is a report of a 15 year old girl that sent naked pictures to her friends via her cell phone. this stuff happens. it happened before there were cell phones with camera's and digital camera's. it was usually done with polaroid cameras. people have been playing i will show you mine, if you show me yours for even longer than camera have been around. what irritates me is the deflection of events like this to something else entirely. from the article, "More than likely, they suggest, she was only after a sliver of notoriety, the product of a culture where pornography has gone mainstream ..." and further down the article "Such incidents are a symptom of a culture where sexual imagery like the infamous photo of Britney Spears' exposed crotch or Vanity Fair's semi nude photos of 15-year-old "Hannah Montana" star Miley Cyrus have become the norm ...".

let's have a dose of reality. porn is far from mainstream. if it was main stream, there would be adult bookstores on every corner of your cities. if it was main stream, people wouldn't be embarrassed when the get caught looking at porn online. thong panties is not a sign of the mainstream of porn. its from a freaking retarded rap song in the late 90's. porn is not mainstream. now going to celebrities, these pictures are not the norm. it happens in a few isolated cases. i don't see every singer or hollywood actor getting out of there car and flashing their pussy or cock to every person. these are isolated incidents. they become well known because of the unhealthy obsession that american people have with the celebrity lifestyle.

what happened to personal responsibility? it is becoming a lost idea to the people in this country. they have way too many people telling them it isn't their fault, its the fault of someone else. a woman spills coffee on herself, a lawyer tells her to sue because the restaurant makes the coffee too hot. a person signs a loan they can't repay and they know they can't repay it, we have politicians saying its the lenders fault for forcing them to sign a loan. a kid dresses sexy or takes a naked picture or has sex, it is the fault of porn.

get a fucking grip on reality. it is the responsibility of a person to take control of their life or the life of their underage children. this means you don't sign a loan if you can't pay back the money. you don't lie about things on a mortgage contract and expect everything to be peachy. you don't give your kid a cell phone, computer in her room with webcam, a digital camera without checking up on them. you don't give your children your credit card to go out and buy them self clothes without telling them you can't buy skanky clothes. the people are responsible for the actions they do or chose not to do. this means parents must check up on their children. you don't give them the big fancy cell phone with imaging and text messages. you don't let a child have a computer in their room out of sight of everyone in the house. this is where things go wrong. take responsibility for yourself and stop blaming it on other people. its your fucking fault for not doing the necessary actions to ensure you are not going to get screwed.

- miss wolfe

Back to DC

i got back from the wedding on sunday. it was a nice time. i didn't find some hottie to bring back to my hotel room to ride. there was a lack of hotness among the single people there. its a shame because i was kind of wanting to have a hot one night thing and never see the person ever again. the bachelorette party was uncomfortable. i am usually ok with a room full of strangers but i am not there with my mom. as predicted, there was a stripper. i can be cliche at times but this is a tradition that needs to die. male strippers are just creepy besides i think most are gay. this is one of the reasons if i ever get married, i am eloping.

on sunday and monday, the parents came down to dc to visit with me. it was nice to have them around, mostly because i didn't have to cook or pay for food. i make them sound bad. they aren't. they are the coolest parents i know. we went down to the mall and walked around. they hadn't seen the world war 2 memorial. i had a fun long weekend.

-miss wolfe

Wedding Update

last night i went through the boring ritual of the dress rehearsal and dinner. it was much better that i didn't have to do anything but eat. i like it when family requirements are kept to a minimum in these situations. tonight is going to be somewhat exciting. it is the last night of being single celebrations. i am not sure if this is a good thing because the plan is to go out with my mom, soon to be sister-in-law and her friends to party. i can only imagine there will be a stripper involved.

this brings me to a tangent. why are male strippers creepy or slimy looking? i am sorry men but there are very few of you that look good naked or half naked. a man's body isn't the most beautiful thing. there are very few men that i want to stare endlessly at their naked body. at least with a woman's body, there are curves and a good softness. i know when i watch a porn i am not looking at the guy. about 95% of my focus is on the woman. it could be my bisexual side coming to the surface. this brings me to something that has been bothering me for a while. it is never cool just to have a picture of your junk . guys or little boys, we don't need to see the close up shot. we like dicks, we like fucking dicks, we don't want to examine every single blood vessel and wrinkle on your twig and berries. this goes for random email pictures, on webcam, or on some dumb facebook application. less is more! going to a pop culture reference, the seinfeld episode with good and bad naked. there are some things we just don't put in front of our eyes. there is a time and place.

- miss wolfe

3 Questions

week 2 for 3 questions. this is the last set of questions i have.

1. Would you send me some panties that you have worn while masturbating? i don't usually wear panties while masturbating and if i did, the answer would be no.

2. Do you have any experience with anal sex or russian "titty fucking"...please describe in detail. i have experience with anal sex. i have no idea what russian titty fucking is. i can safely say, i don't have the chest for titty fucking. my rule for anal is: if you want to fuck me in the ass, i get to fuck you in the ass with a strap-on first. as for your "please describe in detail", the limits of this idea do not allow for me to talk about it.

3. Do you prefer sex outdoors under a warm sun or indoors next to a roaring fireplace? if its good sex, it doesn't matter where it is. however, there are appropriate times for both. i don't want to be outside in the midddle of winter in the sun. i certainly don't want to be infront of a fire on the hottest day of summer either.

- miss wolfe

Catching a Jet Plane

i fly out of dc to the west coast tomorrow. i can't wait to go either. i am not a fan of california but i do love the warm weather. i told my mom to break out a couple bikinis from my storage at home for me. however, they will be wasted because as i look at the weather channel page, it is cooling off this weekend and it is getting warmer on the east coast. i was wishing for mid 80's to low 90's so i could go to the beach a little. shitty luck with the weather. tonight, i am packing so i can leave early in the morning to meet the parents at BMI.

- miss wolfe

3 Questions

i got two submissions for this feature. i will do them in order of submission. here goes week 1.

Do you believe in God? yes, i believe in god. as i learn more about the world and universe we live, the more this belief becomes solidified. things are way to organized to have happened randomly. i am not saying the world is only 3500 years old and the dinosaur bones aren't real. however, i do believe in god.

What are your views on organized religion? organized religion is a scam. i say this as a born and raised roman catholic. it is a method to control the masses from a time when the world was less organized and gain money for their own gain. this tradition has been carried through to modern times. Do you really think god cares about all the mundane things a person does in their life? Now, you need to multiply that by all the people that lived and died. furthermore, it is a creation of man. man is deeply flawed. these are the people that lay down rules for people to reach heaven and never seem to follow those rules. these are people that start wars in the name of religion, which is supposed to be peaceful. they go out and kill people that have the same beginnings of religion. muslim history comes from christian history and christian history comes from jewish history. jewish history comes from mythology of ancient people. yet, religion requires that they are enemies. organized religion is a scam.

If or when you marry, will it be in a church? no. i want to elope. i want to do something crazy like run off to vegas and get married at a drive through chapel. i don't want to pressure people to show up to a big formal event. i don't want to obsess over flowers, dresses, guest lists, etc... . i want to enjoy my wedding.

- miss wolfe

A Couple Things

i am a little light on posts this week due to political outrage. the majority of my writing effort has been to my senators and congressman expressing the outrage of this bailout legislation. i will spare you all my feelings on the subject but i will say i am not in favor of it. my representatives should know it after a couple letters to each of them. i even went to the office of my congressman, definitely a nice bonus when going to school in the DC area.

anyhow, i am inspired by a list from a couple months ago. i will call this list Things Women wished Men Would Do or Know:

1. they are called push ups and crunches. they do amazing things for 15 minutes amount of work. no gym membership necessary.
2. pay attention to the things we say, we drop clues about birthday presents and such. a gift certificate is not an appropriate present.
3. you say you want us to look hot but your actions say different things. jealousy is not a turn on.
4. we see you checking out the other women. we are not blind or stupid.
5. it takes little effort to look good. jeans and a t-shirt is not always appropriate.
6. going out with your friends does not constitute a date.
7. its a sex toy not a replacement for your penis.
8. uni-brows are not hot.
9. we fake it to make your ego feel better. you can't tell when we are faking it, porn has made it impossible for you to tell.
10. a girl riding you doesn't mean you get to lay there and do nothing. sex is a two person activity.
11. don't talk up your sexual prowess. we know 99% of it is bullshit.
12. i am independent and can do things by myself if given the chance.
13. taking out the garbage is not the end of the world.
14. men can cook. some of the best chef's in the world are men.
15. we know more than you think we do. we pay attention to details and remember things. don't try to bull shit us.
16. don't let your ego get the better of you when we beat you in a game or sports. it will turn us off and put you on the sofa.
17. open a door and pull our seat out for us. we are independent but we also like manners.
18. chew with your mouth closed. we don't want to see chewed food.
19. we don't want to see the big turd you just left in the toilet. flush it, don't show us or talk about it.
20. 90% of lingerie is not comfortable. when you buy it as a present for us, we know it is really a present for you. again, we are not stupid.

- miss wolfe