Friday, February 29, 2008

Five Fact Friday

fact #1 i hate bar soap. i use body wash. i feel like a weird film on me with bar soap.
fact #2 i take hot showers, even in the summer.
fact #3 i am a parrot head. there is something catchy about jimmy buffett music. the concerts are way fun to go to also.
fact #4 i don't have any tattoos. i don't like them very much on people either. one or two is fine but when someone has a bunch, it is unattractive to me.
fact #5 i have been doing some heavy duty bikini shopping for spring break this year. i need to give the guys in florida something to look at.

- miss wolfe

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Hit the Showers

my VD was very boring. i didn't have a date nor did i have sex. it is depressing just to think about. at least last year, i had a date with a fine black man and got me some chocolate. the best present a brother could give a girl like me on VD. i don't remember any recent past VD's when i was without a date. i thought i would relive a past VD for you. this would of happened during my high school years.

this particular day i didn't have a date per say but i was invited to a big party. the party was for all single people so i was going to hook up if i wanted. i showed up at the party in a short red and white dress, it was VD's after all. i didn't wear a bra or panties, i rarely did when i went to parties (this could still be true in the current day). the party was a pretty good mix of people. it was most older people, college party. there were guys i noticed, i always do the walk around to get a feel for the group of people. it lets me see who are potential hook ups. one of my previous hook ups came up to greet me. we got drinks and talked for a while. my eye kept wandering, it kept going to one guy in particular. i never saw him at one of the parties. he looked like he was in his last year or a grad student. the party was really picking up now so i walked around to talk to some people.

i was there for about an hour when the real fun began. this is a party where girls would pull a guy's name out of a hat and an act out of another hat. the fun would then begin when someone would have to do something tame like give someone a lap dance, spend time in a closet with someone up to things like giving blow jobs, etc... . girls names were being called out to come up for picking a guys name and activity. it was getting pretty late into the name event when i finally got called to some hoots and hollers from some of the guys. i was legendary there, probably not a good thing. i will admit i was worried because there were a lot of adventurous things left in the hat. i was happy with the selection of guys though, the people that went before me weeded out some of my undesirables. i picked the guy first, it ended up being someone i fucked before so i knew what i was getting myself into if i got one of the more creative activities. the activity i pulled out was a clothed shower with the guy. in my mind, this whole thing could of been worse because five minutes in a shower with clothes isn't tough at all.

we went to the bathroom to do our activity. others followed us in because it is a timed event after all so there needed someone to time and the others were people that wanted to see what they could. the shower isn't a big shower. it is one of those little single stand up things so there isn't a lot of room in them. it forces some kind of touching during the event. the water was turned on a couple moments before we stepped in and i was thankful that it warmed up a bit. we were standing chest to chest in the shower, the water running down between us. the white parts of my dress were becoming see through. i could tell he was getting excited, i was feeling horny pretty much all night. i grabbed him and started to kiss. he leaned into me, i could feel his hard cock pressing against me in his jeans. my wet dress was clinging to my body. his hands were on my ass, i could feel my dress being pulled up. i felt his hand go between my legs, i knew what was coming but totally not prepared for it. his fingers passed over the lips to my pussy. a moan escaped my mouth. it wasn't a low volume one because i could hear some cheering outside the shower curtain. when he touched me again, i didn't moan loud but i was ready for a good hard fucking.

i didn't care that there were people outside the curtain or that the curtain would open up eventually. i wanted a cock and i was going to get it. i went to pull down his pants to the floor but wet pants are a bitch to get down. i got it so that his pants and boxers were down far enough and stood up. he didn't need any urging after that, he pressed me up against the wall of the shower and lifted me. i reached around to guide his cock into me. i wrapped my legs around him and he started to trust deep in me. we really got into it, i am sure the people outside the shower knew what we were doing. we didn't care though. it was one of the moments of primal lust. we were into fucking that we didn't noticed the curtain to the shower open at first. there was that moment when, the noise of the room hit me. all of a sudden, i was aware for a moment that other people were there and watching. i didn't care, i looked at them briefly then turned my head to continue fucking. i was close to orgasm when he shot his load in me. (yes, you can lecture me another time, i didn't care.) he pumped his cock in me until it started to get soft.

i dismounted him to a bunch of hoots and hollers. i looked in the mirror before leaving the bathroom, thanking god i don't wear a lot of make up. i walked around the party with my wet dress and pussy full of cum. the white parts of my dress were see through. overall, it was a good VD.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Five Fact Friday

fact #1 one of my favorite quotes is "close your eyes and think of england". it is a member of royalty commenting on sex with her husband. how damning is that on your love making ability?
fact #2 the flu finally got to me this week. i never felt so bad in my life. there were points that my head hurt so bad, i was crying. this also means i have spent lots of time in bed, but not in the good way.
fact #3 you don't want to be around me when i am sick. i am a bad sick person.
fact #4 after i step out of a hot shower, it seems like there is nothing in the world that can get me down. what happens to that feeling after you leave the bathroom?
fact #5 this isn't really a fact but when i get done with this flu, i am going to go crazy. i have so much pent up sexual energy.

- miss wolfe

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Almost A Year.

it is almost a year since i started this blog. this will be my 232 post. it is hard to believe i had this much to say. over the course of a year, i told about my sex life, given out advice, shared random thoughts, random facts about me. recently, i haven't been posting much but a combination of school, life and lack of motivation has gotten to my posting. as i approach a fresh year, i aim to get back to my usual self, share more stories, and be the pervert i know i can be.

- miss wolfe

Friday, February 15, 2008

Five Fact Friday

fact #1 i love three musketeer and milky ways.
fact #2 i dislike those boxes of chocolates. i don't know biting into chocolate not knowing the filling. i don't like most of the fillings anyhow.
fact #3 i love cooking but my roommates expect me to cook all the time. it makes me hate cooking.
fact #4 a guy sucked my toes once. it just freaked me out. someone really needs to explain this weird fetish to me.
fact #5 i don't like most porn anymore. it has lost something. i'm not sure what it is. i guess my favorite will always be the ones i saw growing up.

- miss wolfe

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

I Love It

i am not a particular fan of PETA but i found this image the other day and decided i needed it. it needs to be posted over my bed. it will serve two purposes: the girl is hot and to remind guys that a quickie doesn't mean 30 seconds. the only problem is that it isn't in production anymore. ebay here i come.

- miss wolfe

Friday, February 8, 2008

Five Fact Friday

fact #1 i am thinking about cutting my hair shorter. i have long straight hair for those that don't know.
fact #2 i finally have all my summer job applications done and sent. they are for summer research positions all over the country. watch out this summer, i could be at a university near you.
fact #3 i love playing monopoly. i thrive on the competition and want to crush the other person into submission.
fact #4 i have a "little black book" of numbers to call when i am feeling in the need.
fact #5 when i die, i want people to be able to say that i lived a full life and lived it to the fullest. i get this from a line in one of my favorite serious movies, The Shawshank Redemption. the line is "... get busy living or get busy dying...". this line and the movie had a big impact on me. it taught me to enjoy my life and not let opportunities go to waste.

a question for you, i was thinking about some stuff in my younger days. i am sure you remember or heard about the smurfs. they all had names that fit their personality (brainy smurf, papa smurf, vanity smurf, ...). what would be your smurf name?

- miss wolfe

Sunday, February 3, 2008

The Best News

while checking some websites today, i found the best news in a long time. the creators of the best television comedy show ever have approached the actors about a movie. you are now asking what show could this be? ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am still pissed at fox for killing the show. i do have worries about the show not porting to movies but i would still go see it over and over. this is no true replacement for putting it back on the air and killing "reality" shows. if you haven't seen this show, you need to go see your analrapist or buy it asap (you won't regret it). i didn't misspell that word.

- miss wolfe

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Just Weird

while talking to a friend recently, i learned some very weird information. she told me males can have erections while in the womb. it isn't only in the womb though, men can have erections at any point in their life and have them quite frequently as an infant. now, i have never been pregnant and my brothers are older or just around my age so i never experienced this. i guess what it comes down to is men just don't stand a chance. i should have to cut you some slack because its just out of your control. out of curiosity, when is the youngest age you can remember having an erection?

- miss wolfe

Friday, February 1, 2008

Five Fact Friday

fact #1 i am horrible with voice mail or answering machine messages. i don't know why but it is always an awkward message.
fact #2 there is a new movie out about dancing. i don't understand how these things get made. they are not the least bit entertaining. i like to dance, don't get me wrong. it must be some sort of cultural thing.
fact #3 i am a person that doesn't care about the superbowl, the commercials or the 12 hours of pre-game show. what is with the day long pre-game show. this being said, i will not watch it.
fact #4 i have been thinking about going from shaving completely to a landing strip. any suggestions or advice.
fact #5 i am getting a new computer. in a couple of weeks, i will have my new macbook air.

- miss wolfe