a london police officer was sacked for having sex while at work. he was ordered to look into a buildings use. apparently there was some rumor it was being used for prostitution. the guy goes into the building and has sex with a prostitute. in my opinion, i think he made an open and shut case for the police. they have the nerve to fire him over doing his job. on a serious note, what the hell was this guy thinking. i am wondering if he busted the prostitute after having sex or talked about it to his buddies afterward. guys do the stupidest shit when it comes to sex.
this next bit is just weird. in the congo, sorcerers are being accused of shrinking men's dicks then telling the guy they can fix it for some money. this has people beating people to death. this has the best quote in story "It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny." there is so much to make note of here. it is hard to pick what to highlight. however, i love the quote so much. how does the man know they victim's dick was shrunk? does he have carnal knowledge of the victim? there is the stereotype that black men are supposed to have large dicks but this is just a stereotype. i have seen my fair share of dicks, each race has its big and small sizes. i can see the excuses men have when they meet a woman. "honestly baby, a witchdoctor touched me and my dick just shrunk. honest."
- miss wolfe