Five Fact Friday (New Years edition)

fact #1 this is morbid and evil but i laughed a little when i heard the guys taunting the tiger in SF got attacked.
fact #2 i hate how close my birthdays is to christmas and the new year.
fact #3 i want to go to the adult entertainment expo in las vegas.
fact #4 i think new year resolutions are complete crap so i don't make them.
fact #5 i think a more appropriate to ring in the new year is not a kiss. it should be me riding a guy hopefully cumming as soon as the clock hits midnight. it is the only way to celebrate.

-miss wolfe

Sunny Christmas

merry christmas from hawaii. it is 1:45 in the afternoon here. the weather currently is sunny and 78 degrees. this is definitely the way to spend a holiday. i am loving the beaches and sun. i don't know where a couple of you readers thought i wanted to go naked, just topless. i haven't had a problem going topless yet so i am keeping my fingers crossed no one complains the rest of the time. there hasn't been any wild times as of yet but there are some likely targets.
** i stopped writing here to go do something and never came back to finish it. i thought i should post it. **


- miss wolfe

Five Fact Friday (airport edition)

fact #1 i was hoping they would open up my carry on today. i wanted to see the look on their face when they saw my toy.
fact #2 it occurs to me that lay-overs are the best time for random sex with a hot stranger. however, i wouldn't try it with the current state of airport security.
fact #3 i got lucky on the first part of my trip because there were no babies on the plane. no crying babies is very good.
fact #4 i am not a member of the mile high club.
fact #5 i am currently in california. i don't really like california. i am not sure why but something about it rubs me the wrong way.

- miss wolfe

Don't Tell Them That

i am shocked to say that i am proud of some state governments. you ask why. there are states refusing to take the federal government's money on sex education programs. you would think that sex education programs would be good for kids. i agree kids should know about sex education. however, the federal government puts a stipulation on this funding that requires it be used on abstinence only programs. this is political blackmail used by the current administration to teach only one point of view and take power out of the states. (i should note that this is a common occurrence. the drinking age and blood alcohol content for dui were made uniform in all states because of the federal government threatened to not fully funding state department of transportation's.)

the argument of the christian hijacked republican party is if you tell kids about sex and how to avoid getting pregnant or getting an std, they are going to have sex. they say by preaching abstinence kids won't have sex and we won't have an std or teen pregnancy problem. like most groups, they ignore studies that prove their point of view wrong. most studies show that teen pregnancy and spreading of std's among teens is growing. it is growing fastest in teens that go to abstinence only sex education.

sex education should be comprehensive. teens should be presented with the facts of sex (pregnancy, std's, etc...) along with the fact that all these things can be avoided if you abstain from sex. it is better to have informed people making decisions than uninformed people. teens will have sex, it is a fact of life. also, the more you tell someone not to do something, the more they will want to do it. this is not new.


- miss wolfe

Need a Surfer

school is done for the semester. i am home in my own bed, the world is right. at least it is for a couple days. my parents, brother and myself are leaving for the sunny beaches of maui for two weeks. when i get to hawaii, life will be perfect. i love trips because they allow for random slutty acts. it has been a while since i had one and think i am deserving of one. i really need to find a hot surfer to "teach" me how to surf for a couple weeks. while talking to my friend billy, he claims "they will be all over me". i don't know how true that is but i will keep my fingers crossed. i even got a new bikini for my trip. my real wish is to go topless. i need to do some research to see if i can go topless somewhere. the last time i was in hawaii, i was a little girl so there weren't these topless concerns.

after watching television tonight, i have come to one conclusion. the writers need to get off strike. i can not take anymore "reality" television shows. i don't care about dancing with the stars or any spin offs, the game shows that exist are completely retarded.

Five Fact Friday

fact #1 i only have one more final to go. monday evening, i will be home and sleeping in my own bed.
fact #2 i love spicy food. the best in my opinion is indian or thai.
fact #3 i love snow but hate the cold weather. life sucks this way. i did go to the rockies when i was little. it was august and we had a snowball fight in shorts, why can't there be places like that in the east.
fact #4 i like literature, but can't get into poetry.
fact #5 i want to learn how to sail.

if you could get one gift (your heart's desire)this year for the holidays, what would you ask for?

-miss wolfe

Experimentation

for those who have been wondering, i am not giving up the blog. i have been busy with getting ready for finals. the worst part about taking way too many credits but i will survive. i have to survive because i need a warm beach in hawaii over the holiday break. i have my gift situation worked out but the hardest decision is what bikinis to bring. it really is tough being a woman sometimes. i have been working out extra hard so i don't look like i put on my winter weight. i don't really gain weight like that, it is an expression.

people react differently to stressful situations. i don't freak out, get bitchy or anything; i get horny. this isn't regular day horny either. they hyper sex drive kicks into gear. when finals come around, i am ready to go anytime. the men around me are happy about this too. i don't know a man that is mad when they are getting pussy. i feel truly relaxed after sex, like i can do what was stressing me out. this could explain why i do so well on my finals, because i feel so relaxed going into them. i must do further studies to prove my theory though. anyone want to volunteer for some experiments?

- miss wolfe

Five Fact Friday

fact #1 i was on a date a couple years ago and i let loose this horribly loud, smelly fart. it was extremely embarrassing.
fact #2 i wish i could do carpentry. i think it would be somewhat fun.
fact #3 i am so excited that the new harry potter dvd is coming out. i love harry potter. daniel radcliffe is hot also. i would totally stroke his wand.
fact #4 i had a dream the other night where that guy from the headon commercial would say "apply directly to the forehead" repeatedly. i don't even know what the product does but it is on television an obscene amount of time.
fact #5 i want a stripper pole!

let's do a hypothetical. you are getting a new job. while working out the contract, they say you can get one odd ball clause (a bowl of only green M&M's every month, a riding lawn mower after a year, etc...). what would be your request?

-miss wolfe

Too Soon

i will admit that maybe i spoke too soon on the lack of attractive men that have red hair. i was catching up on some episodes of Life, show on NBC. the main actor, Damian Lewis, in the show is a red head. he is also british so he is fighting an uphill battle. i joke, there are some attractive british men. however, mr. floppy hair, Hugh Grant, is not attractive to me. on a side note, why is it there are british actors that do a brilliant american accent and Sean Connery can't do one accent other than scottish? i almost believed he was russian in The Hunt for Red October, lol. anyhow my "study break" will be here shortly so i should get ready. the only question is what to wear to greet my study break.

- miss wolfe

Shopping

i mentioned a week or two ago that my family is going to hawaii over christmas. my current problem is doing christmas shopping. do i buy them presents now and take them with me or do i buy something there? the truth is i hate christmas shopping. i never know what to get people. i agonize over getting the perfect gift for the person. gift cards are never an option with me. it seems like the cheap way out of getting gifts.

i can't get away from this post with out mentioning sex. i read an interesting page on the interweb yesterday. who can imagine astronauts getting it on in space. i love the section where it says they need an inflatable tube to prevent injury. can you imagine the case where he orgasms and it cock comes out? there is one mess i don't think the electronics will like. of course, the woman could do the homer in space with potato chips with the cum. i really want to know what the 4 safe positions are.

- miss wolfe