Five Fact Friday

david caruso is good looking? i think you are wearing your beer goggles. besides, i couldn't get past that shitty thing he does in csi called acting. what is the deal with the sunglasses shot?

fact #1 my oral b electric toothbrush is broke. i am sad at this because i don't want to spend another hundred dollars to get a new one.
fact #2 i sleep with three pillows. two for my head and one to wrap my arms around.
fact #3 i don't move much when i sleep and i sleep on my side.
fact #4 i can't imagine myself ever getting an abortion but i think women should have the choice.
fact #5 i need an interesting person to date. i will get bored with people otherwise. this explains a lot about my personality. i hate predictability and once i've been with someone for a while i get bored because i have them figured out. i need someone to keep me on my toes or at least challenge me.

- miss wolfe

Fire Crotch

in the midst of talking to someone today about tv shows, the topic got side tracked to red heads briefly. there are tons of hot red headed females (angie everhart, laura prepon, pre-drug addict and eating disorder lindsay lohan, alicia witt, gmu babe from dirty couple in VA TFT blog, etc...). where are the hot red headed men? Do they exist? in my relatively short life, i don't recall seeing a hot red headed guy.

- miss wolfe

Sex Toys

i had an unusual coincidence yesterday. i wrote about my little finger toy and masturbating in my car. later in the night, i was looking around the internet at stories and i see this story on a car vibrator. you should know by now that i love my toys so i do some investigating. investigating basically mean googling then looking at a bunch of pages. i find something similar to what the article was talking about. i love ideas like this and partly why i love geeks because they are the people that come up with the truly great pervert ideas. i continue my searching for toys. the only reason to keep looking is i wanted to see what else i could find. it took me about 10 minutes to find the other brilliant geek idea. this is the kind of cyber-sex i need. a vibrator that someone else can control through the internet. i freaking love this idea, it is up there with the remote control panties with the pocket for the vibrator. how hot would it be to get someone off and not be in the same room (without them having to do it i.e. masturbating). the idea needs updated to a USB but still a brilliant idea. i freaking love perverted geeks.

- miss wolfe

Back To Learning

i'm back to the learnstitute after my break. i really love my family, but what is it that drives everyone nuts about their family? most people, after they move out or go to school, can't spend too much time around their family without going nuts. it didn't really hit me until saturday night. i was ready to leave so i departed early on sunday, despite my parents desire to stay until after mass. i really can't stand to go to church that often. in my opinion, i can be a good christian without going to mass every sunday. i am digressing.

the traffic wasn't too bad but it is probably because i left early. i did have an incident where i got the chance to pull my travel toy out of my purse. it is a toy that fits on the end of my finger and vibrates (it is something like this). i can use it to masturbate when i feel the need while driving. i was horny because i didn't do my usual masturbation in the morning, i don't know why i didn't do it. i was around the PA-MD border when it really hit me, my hand was on my leg and just migrated between my legs. i wasn't aware that i was doing it, it just happened. my pussy was getting wet so i reached over to get my toy. i put the toy between my legs on the seat while i undid my pants. i left them open and didn't pull them down. with the toy on my finger, my hand went down my panties. the problem with driving and getting off is that i have to pay attention to the road too. i did look over to a SUV passing by me and some kid in the back seat was looking at me while my hand was down my panties. i blew him a kiss and went about my business. my orgasm came a couple minutes later. it made my drive much more relaxing.

when i started itunes this morning, i got a wonderful podcast update. the new Tiki Bar TV episode is out. there is nothing like Johnny Johnny, Dr. Tiki and Lala (can never forget Lala) to put a smile on my face. you absolutely need to check it out. it is funny and for all you guys or girls that like hot girls, there is Lala. it is easier to download it on itunes if you have it. if you don't, the website works just as well. i need to write to them so i can beg and plead to meet them. one of the best quotes from them (i say this because i am a science nerd) "... if you turn your back on science, it will just take you from behind..." it is from the drink bot out takes, episode 10a.

- miss wolfe

Five Fact Friday

*i started this yesterday, friday, but didn't finish it until today.

fact #1 i don't like cats. i am more of a dog person.
fact #2 i can be an idealistic person but i hate happy, go lucky, idealistic movies. An American President is a great example, horrible movie.
fact #3 i love doing soduku and crossword puzzles.
fact #4 my family is going to hawaii for christmas. i can't wait to get out on the beach and get a tan.
fact #5 i love the smell of vanilla. i always have french vanilla candles. the smell makes me relax and reminds me of home.

- miss wolfe

Home

i have said before and i will say again, i don't understand gamers. last night, i went home for the turkey day celebrations with my family. it is mom, dad, my younger brother and me for thanksgiving. there isn't much to do at my parents house. they moved out of a fun large city to the middle of no where. i got pretty bored last night and went to sleep. this morning the boredom continued. i went to my brothers room to see what he was up to and cause trouble. (i like to pick fights with him.) he is in his room playing halo, like most teen aged guys and guys that live in their mom's basement who are in their 30's. i would make fun of him when he died or just harass him in general.

i did this mostly to get him to go out running with me because i wanted company to run with today. he knows my competitive spirit so he proposes a challenge to me. he tells me that if i can beat him in a head to head competition on halo within an hour, he will go running with me without complaining the rest of the time we are home. we are both leaving on sunday so that is a couple days of a running partner. i take his bet. i figure its a video game, i won't be good at first but within an hour i should be able to beat him once. the controls on that game are so damn confusing and it wasn't something i could easily pick up in an hour. my ass was kicked so bad not to mention the headache i got from trying to move and aim. it makes me wonder how people can sit and play that game for hours and hours. although, i did read some report a couple months ago that stated female gamers get more sex on average than other women. there maybe something to it but it isn't for me.

i did eventually guilt him into running with me. it goes to show if a girl nags enough any guy will cave. the sucky thing about being home is i don't have any hook up guys. it is like i am on a sex time out. a funny thing is you want to do something when you can't, so i am a walking hormone. god, i need fucked before the end of the weekend.

-miss wolfe

Fetish

i have come to the realization that i have two fetishes. one is a general fetish and the one is rather specific. my first fetish is a control fetish. the second being a schoolgirl fetish.

my control fetish is not me being a dominatrix or making another bend to my will. it is more subtle than those things. i like to seduce and suggest with words or actions. the seduction causes them to think they need me, they will do anything to make me happy. i only need to make a suggestion to get something. this seems like a more dangerous way to control someone because they aren't totally aware of it. the stronger the person the more i want to control them. i want to break down their strength and make them submit even if it is a little. this could be the problem why i have issues with finding a man for a long term relationship. i am finding good men but my instinct to control takes over. i break them down and i lose interest. the ironic part is i get so turned on at the point when i know i have control. i really need that guy or girl that continues to fight back to keep my interest.

my schoolgirl fetish stems from my schooling. i have always been in a private catholic school. elementary through high school, i had to dress up in my uniform. i knew at a young age that i was attracted to other girls and i was constantly surrounded by the image of girls in the uniform. this aided in forming my fetish. i can't think of a girl i have done things with that i haven't seen in a catholic school uniform. when i see a cute girl in a uniform, i get horny. it isn't just a little horny, i am talking about wet panties horny. my response is almost pavlovian when it comes to that plaid skirt. my mind goes spinning out of control with images. i want to get close to her and get my hands up under that skirt. i want to move her panties to the side and get my fingers in her. all these images go through my mind. how could my panties not get wet?

these are the only fetishes of mine that i know about. as i think on it, it explains a lot to me about my past. if these things turn me on so much, do i really want to change them? i am sure they do both harm and good. however, does the harm out do the good? or vice versa? there are way too many questions in my head to answer at the moment. a question for you, what fetishes do you have? is there anything in your past that caused them?

- miss wolfe

Sex Offender?

a man was recently placed on probation and the sex offender list for using his bicycle to masturbate while in his own room. the man was drunk, thus doing something stupid. the maid walks in to see him doing his thing on the bike so she calls the police. they got him for disorderly conduct, i am not a citizen of the UK so i don't know what their definition is. however, this doesn't even follow the united states disorderly conduct law. to start, it wasn't in public; doesn't disorderly conduct require it to be in a public place? i don't understand why he is a sex offender for doing this either. his act did not involve sex with anyone else. he did not hurt physically or emotionally anyone else. if he did anything, he made himself look like a raving ass. a sex offender is a person who does a violent sexual crime, molests someone or does child pornography, not someone that tries to hump a bike. bikes must have rights i didn't know about. if i were the maid, i would of laughed my ass off, not report it to the police.

when did the world become so afraid of sex and/or sexuality? this shouldn't be a news flash but we live on this Earth because of sex, without it we would no longer exist. i will admit i find the story of the man and his bike hilarious. however, it is frightening. this man's life is essentially ruined for three years because of a stupid act he did by himself in his own place with the door locked. this means anything we do in our houses, among agreeing adults or just by ourself, can be subject to the same standards. if someone finds the way i have sex to be offensive, they can call the cops. it occurs to me that under the standard that is set by this case in the UK that i am a sex offender. i have leaned up against a washer to get a good feeling going. i have used house hold objects to help me get off. oh my god, i am a criminal, i should turn myself in to the authorities. i (and you) don't need someone telling me how i can or cannot have sex. in the future, i wonder if there will be a set number of positions people can have sex, all the others would be just obscene to do in the privacy of our own homes. it comes down to a couple things. sex is not evil when it is done consensually. pornography is not evil. masturbation is not evil. if you wish to tell me different, go fuck yourself and get back to me.

- miss wolfe

Five Fact Friday

fact #1 i talk to the television. i watch (it is mostly background noise) a lot of news through the day. the utter stupidness of people gets my ire so much that i have to yell at them.
fact #2 i have masturbated 14 times this week. it better than jumping every guy that moves.
fact #3 i hate smoking, i've never done it and don't plan on starting. i have problems dating smokers too.
fact #4 i have to agree with stewie on the family guy. people that say irregardless need to be killed. it is regardless. there is no such word as irregardless.
fact #5 i hate top whatever lists. at the end of every year, someone comes out with the top ten (whatever number) events, movies, etc... of the year. it has already started with the dumbest list of all People's Sexist Man. i am sorry there are tons of men that i have seen that are way sexier than Matt Damon. in a way, i find the most recent episode of south park to be true. (i love matt stone and tre parker. they are the best at social commentary. they took over the role that the simpsons had.)

- miss wolfe

This and That

i sit here wondering what to write. there is so much going through my head but no one thing that could be a post by itself. the facts are i am so irritated anymore by the pure stupidity in the united states, i know all the readers aren't from the united states so i will not say some dumb assuming statement like "our country". despite my dislike for bullet points, here are some of the items bothering me:

• i don't care if kanye west's mother died. it shouldn't be on the news channels. people die all the fucking time. i don't see my neighbor down the street on MSNBC, CNN or Fox News. instead of commenting on one famous person's mom dying, i suggest you do blurb on the soldiers that die every day in iraq or afghanistan.
• if you live in the united states, you need to write your congressman and senators about the FISA bill. this bill that they temporarily made law over the summer (because the president would take away their vacation) allows the government to take away your 4th Amendment rights at will. it is against our basic freedoms and wrong. this bill also could give immunity to the companies that just let the government listen to your phone calls without a warrant.
• the one laptop per child organization pisses me off. this is a wonderful organization but they have fucked up a great idea. this program should be implemented to any country in the world. each country has poor children that don't have the resources for computers or a great education. your organization needs to pull your head out of your ass.
• dumb asses that say "i would vote for _______ but they won't win, so i am voting for _____." or "i am voting for ______ because he/she is a woman/black/etc... ." you are so incredibly fucked up in the head you don't deserve the right to vote. you vote for someone because of their ideals. you vote someone because what they want to do for the country is what you believe. you don't vote for someone because you are a woman and they are a woman. you don't vote for someone because you are white and they are white. you are part of the reason why this country is fucked up. VOTE FOR SOMEONE WITH IDEAS YOU LIKE! it is okay to vote for someone that may not win. i don't get the fascination with having to pick a winner. do you realize it is people like yourself that make it impossible for the underdog to win.

i got that out of my system. i do want to thank all those that are serving or have served in the united states armed forces. you do a job that many would never do and are at the whim of the retards that run this country. you are charged with the great task of defending the ideas that make this country great with your lives. thank you from the bottom of my heart.

- miss wolfe

Excuse Me

i want to thank a reader for sending me a recent news article. in this article, it states that a woman in wisconsin was charged with a felony for talking about sex with her two sons. from what i can tell, the woman discussed sex in a open manner with her two sons, 12 and 16. she showed them a sex toy as a part of the discussion. one of the sons in a counseling session told the counselor about the talk and thought it was inappropriate. you should ask what is the appropriate response, it is to arrest her (right?). the woman took a plea deal so her sons didn't have to testify in court, which is a good thing because it is protecting them from a bad situation. i have to ask what the hell is wrong with this world.

the woman is talking to her two sons about sex. now i wasn't in the room at the time or know all the details, but isn't a parent talking to his/her kids about sex a good thing? too often in our culture, parents let schools teach their children about sex and this is the wrong attitude. one side of the political culture says only teach kids abstinence. at the same time, the other side says we should be talking to elementary school age kids about sex. i think what the kid thought was inappropriate was more embarrassment that his mom was telling him about sex. (granted, i wouldn't of shown my kid a sex toy.) the sex talk is embarrassing for both sides of the family but necessary. i certainly wouldn't want the prevailing political opinion of the day determine what my child does or doesn't know about sex. furthermore, i am amazed that the district attorney for this part of wisconsin charged her with a felony. it wasn't like she molested her two sons, she talked to them about sex. how fucked up is the justice system in this country? the bottom line is a parent should have the ability to talk to his/her children about sex without being charged with a crime.

- miss wolfe

Kaboom

yesterday, the timer went to zero and the sex bomb that is me exploded. i hope you didn't put money on the name jim, because you will be paying someone off. there was this guy, JK, i would watch in the gym last year. i didn't know him or talk to him, he was eye candy for me. he happened to show up in one of my classes this year. i walked into the class room to see him there. my urges caused me to sit next to him so i could flirt with him. he didn't seem to mind because he would often flirt back.

i was in my last class of the week, the same class as, JK. my attention wasn't really on the class to be honest. the prof was talking about something but all i could think about was the moistness in my panties. the wet feeling was mostly caused by JK sitting next to me. he smelled good and was wearing this shirt that showed off his strong arms and chest. i invited him to some coffee after class was finished. he said yes with a smile and we went to a close place to sit down with a cup to talk. i have no idea what he was talking about. my thoughts were occupying most of my head. they ranged from all the positions we could be in to me just jumping him right there. from time to time, i would pick up on a couple words he said but the rest of it was much like the teacher on charlie brown cartoons. my pussy was growing wetter, i needed a cock so bad. lust and desire took charge at this point, i needed to be more forward. he had to know what i really wanted. i placed a hand on this thigh and ran it up his leg. i moved close to him saying in a low tone, "i want you to come back to my place right now." JK didn't need me to say this twice because we both got up and started to go back to my place.

the walk to the room was filled with sexual tension. i could tell he was excited because he had to adjust himself a couple times so his hard cock wasn't so noticeable. the state of my pussy was not much better. it grew wetter with every step closer to my room. when we finally reached my room, i wasn't going to have any foreplay or teasing. i needed a cock in me! my hands went directly to his pants, they unbuckled his belt, unbuttoned his jeans and pushed his jeans and boxers to the floor. i threw him a rubber to put on while i pulled off my clothes. upon seeing his cock out at attention, i tried to hurry taking off my pants which wasn't a good idea because i fell over trying to pull them off. we both had a laugh at my sense of urgency.

i finally got my clothes off and went to join him on my bed. he was laying down, his cock standing up like a flag pole in the middle of a field. i straddled him, one hand was on his cock while i lowered myself onto him. my pussy was soaking wet, my panties had a nice wet spot on them as proof, but his cock went in slow. JK's cock made my tight pussy stretch around him. i wanted to feel every fraction of an inch go inside me that first time. he was deep in me when i started to slide up and down on his cock. he moved his hands to my waist to help me move the length of his shaft. i closed my eyes so the sensation of his cock moving inside me was intensified. i wasn't holding on to anything for the first couple minutes until i almost lost my balance so i placed my hands on his chest to keep steady. his hands moved to my ass as i picked up the speed of fucking. my breathing was becoming deeper and my moans louder the more i rode him. the feeling of ecstasy was growing in me, spreading in my body. my hands began to grip his chest as the pleasure built. i was bouncing on him faster and the sound of our bodies filled the room. he started to slap my bottom which drove me over the edge. the orgasm came to me. my muscles contracted, my moans silenced as the wave of pleasure went through me. it let me breathless and sweaty. however, i continued to ride his cock for a couple more minutes until he blew his load.

after our first orgasm we laid on the bed to recover. he was saying something, the truth of the matter is i don't care what he said because i wasn't paying attention. my mind was questioning why i had gone a couple weeks without my body feeling so good. the smell of sex was in the room and it was the best smell after my sabbatical from sex. once i left my head, i took a hand and removed his used condom. i couldn't help but stroke his cock that was covered in his cum to get him ready for another round. at the end of our time together that day, we had fucked three times, i had two orgasms and he had three. the only reason we stopped was the roommates were going to be home soon. i didn't want him subjected to the walk of shame because there was no shame in what he made me feel.

(most of this was written on saturday, but i finished it today.)

-miss wolfe

Five Fact Friday

fact #1 i have over 10 sex toys for various purposes of masturbation or girl-girl sex.
fact #2 i've had a dream where i died and saw myself die.
fact #3 i love popcorn. i don't mean the microwave stuff, i mean the the hot air popped stuff. butter and salt are always needed.
fact #4 i want to open up a used book store when i am older. i love going into them, it is like searching for buried treasure.
fact #5 i multi-task all the time or i get bored real easy. at any given time, i could be thinking about a couple different things. i am usually reading 3 books at any given time (2 at the moment). i don't know how i can remember half the stuff i do, i just remember it.

- miss wolfe

Watch out...

... she's gonna blow. i am a total whore today. my dildo has me like a dog in heat. i see someone good looking and there is this magnetic attraction to them. i have no choice but get close to them. all i really know is someone is going to get jumped by me today.

- miss wolfe

Double Clicking My Mouse

i have been a masturbating fiend lately. over the weekend, i went home to visit my parents because my brother came home from school. it was the first time i've seen him since the end of august. before you sicko's go accusing me of something, it wasn't seeing my brother that caused my over abundance of masturbation. i still had some boxes that didn't get unpacked from my move in june. while going through the boxes i found one of my toys. it was one of my glass dildos, one of my first toys. it is about 8 inches long and at the top of it it has this swirled part around it. OH MY GOD, it is the best toy.

my spare time, before and after i went to bed, i was playing with my recovered toy. there is something about the glass. at first, it is cool when it goes inside. i will rub it on my slit and play with my clit a little to get myself wet so i don't have to use lube on it. it slides so smoothly in me. when i think about it, my pussy gets wet (much like right now). the best part is the ridges wrapped around the first couple inches on the top. i get that going up against my g-spot and explosive things happen to me. it was the second or third time i used it, i squirted. all i was thinking was "holy fuck" (or something close to it) when it happened. since my weekend home, i have been using it every chance i get. if i knew the guy that made my dildo, i would thank him endlessly for my toy. i am going to masturbate now.

-miss wolfe

Common Sense

i sit in amazement as i watch television anymore. by now, everyone knows al gore won the nobel peace prize for something that has nothing to do with peace. since then cnn and now nbc are doing their environmental awareness weeks. they bring awareness by flying stars all over the world to cover something impacting the environment that has already been covered somewhere else, they turn the logos on their networks to green, and they bring people to a place they don't live so photographers can see them planting a tree. does anyone find this completely stupid and flying in the face of common sense?

i am watching heroes tonight. during the one commercial break, they show this publicity stunt where they flew all the main characters to rockefeller center to plant a tree for the press. i am guessing that all these actors don't live in new york city, so they put them in a plane (probably first class) fly them to new york. they arrive and probably have a limo waiting for them to drive them to their high priced hotel. they do their event and go home. how many ways is this against being environmentally friendly? this isn't an isolated event because they do this with other shows too. why not have a local camera crew video tape an actor planting a tree where they live? they don't have to fly out to another city, they don't have to use the limo's or suv's to drive them around, and they get the environmental publicity. it would leave less of an environmental footprint than the what they really do.

the green logo really works for me. nothing says i support the environment by turning something to the color green. i suppose all those st. patty's day celebrations are for the environment too. afterall, they do color the beer green. they couple the green logo with a couple environmental reports on the news channels. i don't care if john edwards thinks everyone should drive more energy efficient cars while he is being transported in his escalade. we know there are places in the world where ice caps are melting and people without water. it doesn't mean you have to fly someone out there for a special report, IT HAS BEEN COVERED BEFORE! i don't care if last year at the oscars, the stars arrived in hybrids. it doesn't change the fact that they use private jets left and right, they drive inefficient cars and have houses that are larger (using more electricity than 3 normal united states families).

what it comes down to is propaganda bullshit. i can see them planning this in their boardrooms, salivating over the ratings they will get while they miss the whole point of the week. the week is to show environmental awareness and to show good examples to leave less of an impact on the environment. they do not get the fact that they create more of an impact by trying to show the problems, thus making it bigger. the next time they want to preach to me about having an environmental impact on the earth, they can do it in their hemp suits while they get to work on public transportation or riding their bikes. otherwise, your message is lost on me. it is like sending paris hilton and nicole richie to africa to bring awareness to starving people. now, thats hot!

- miss wolfe

Five Fact Friday

i didn't forget about friday. i have my reasons for posting late.

fact #1 i love the magnetic poetry kits. they are always around the counter at barnes and noble or borders. i recently found a dirty version for them. i had to order it.
fact #2 i can't wait for the first snow of the winter. i love snow, mostly for snowball fights.
fact #3 i want to do something like bungee jump or sky diving but i am afraid of heights. i would probably get up there ready to do it and get to afraid to do it.
fact #4 i am a horrible public speaker. my hands shake and i get very nervous. i can't really picture the crowd naked, it would be a disaster knowing me.
fact #5 hillary clinton pisses me off! she says she wants to run as the best person for the job not as a woman. in the recent debate, the other people on stage were cornering her on the fact that she doesn't answer a question, she dances around the question. next thing, she is complaining at her alma mater, an all girl college, that they guys were picking on her. of course they were you dumb ass. at the first sign of people cornering you on an issue, you have to run to the "i'm a girl" corner and cry. you are a disgrace to women. you are part of the problem of double standards and women.

- miss wolfe

Not The Same

i haven't been feeling well these last couple days, just general ickyness. i managed to drag myself to my classes and get through them. today, i slept in and woke up to watch The Price Is Right. i haven't really watched it in years, mostly because it was a sick day from school thing to watch. it was the same thing for many kids, it was one of the highlights of the sick day from school. watching the show today, it just wasn't the same. i like Drew Carey but i his style is different. today, he called the ladies that made it up to the stage baby. bob would never call them baby. the other big difference is the women that got on the stage with Bob Barker always wanted to kiss him. it isn't the same with Drew. Bob had to have some major sexual mojo going.

recently, i have been letting all my sexual energy build up. i am masturbating but not having sex. don't get me wrong, i am still horny all the time but i like letting it build until i feel like i am going to explode. then, i select a victim to be the recipient of my pent up sexual energy. i shouldn't say victim, it sounds like the person doesn't have a choice in the matter. they are there willingly. the explosion is coming soon, i can feel it building. i need to find a victim.

- miss wolfe