Museum Hopping

i love DC. after last weekend, i decided this weekend was for me. the plan was to be spontaneous and do whatever i wanted. today, i was out seeing things in mall. i love all the museums and monuments. yes, i am a total geek. one of my favorite monuments is the Korean War area by the Lincoln Memorial. I really want to see it at night in the rain, i don't see that happening anytime soon considering its DC and i like living.

i went to one of my favorite museums, the natural history museum. my inner science geek gets a warm fuzzy when i go there. however, it wasn't the only thing to get a warm fuzzy there. i am walking through the museum and i see this guy. he has a really cute ass and the rest of him didn't look bad either. he was wearing these glasses that fit him so well. they really added to his looks, he was adorable. my hips felt drawn to him so i shamelessly followed him around. you are saying "how stalker of you miss wolfe." you would be so correct in saying it. i did go up to talk to him at some point. we walked through the museum talking and some flirting. in the end, i got his number and plan on calling him. he has lots of potential.

godspeed to miss moneypenny. she never got to bed james but she was sexy.

-miss wolfe

Five Fact Friday

another friday.

fact #1 i think astrology is a load of crap but i find myself looking at my horoscope when i have a paper.
fact #2 i usually wear panties and a tank top to bed while in school. i don't really like clothes when i sleep. they bother me.
fact #3 i have been craving a big steak lately. i seriously need to go to a steak place to eat this weekend.
fact #4 i walked in on one of my roommates having sex last weekend. it was a change because last year it was my roommate walking in on me having sex.
fact #5 i was on a date one time. the guy really got a flat tire and didn't know how to change it. i had to change his flat tire. it really bothers me when guys say women know nothing about cars when i had this situation in my past.

- miss wolfe

Too Many Classes

i am learning the hard way. when i scheduled classes, i got ambitious for this semester. my advisor warned me but i didn't listen. i thought "hey i have a 4.0, why not take some more classes." i am a dumb shit. this is the reason why i haven't posted in almost a week. i posted the story i started about the train blow job for you to read. it took a while because of the work i have been doing. however, its there.

- miss wolfe

Choo, Choo

you should of figured out the story from the title of this post. before i get to the actual event, i should explain a little background. when i was younger, i went to a lot of college parties. i started to go to them when i was 16 and kept getting invited back. at this point in my life, i was pretty wild and care free. this was my ultra-slutty period. there was one particular frat that would always invite me to their party. i did some pretty wild things there, so they were probably thinking i was worth inviting back. i was going to their parties about three months when i got the invite for this particular party.

it was a thursday night, i remember this because there was some church holiday the next day so we had the day off of school. one of the guys i hooked up with at some point called me to invite me to this party. i didn't have anything else going on and it sounded like fun so i went to the party. it was a pretty average frat party. there were lots of alcohol, loud music, guys, sorority girls. i didn't see anyone i really knew, except some of the guys in the frat.

i was there for an hour when i saw someone i knew. he was a friend of my older brother. at the time he was in his last year of school and not a member of the frat. he was and is very good looking. the look of shock on his face was funny when i walked up to him. we talked, drank and danced a little. i went to the bathroom and when i came back he was gone or i just didn't see him. i think the idea of me being his friend's little sister scared him. it wasn't like anything was going to happen that night because i was on my period. someone else approached me to talk. it was someone that i had hooked up (i use hooked up meaning no penetration) before. we danced a little. i could tell that he wanted more from his growing cock in his pants. i was feeling horny but period. he asked me if i wanted to go upstairs, code for go do something. i said sure but couldn't have sex. he looked disappointed but i told him i would give him some head.

we were on our way upstairs and someone made a comment like "oh, i know what he's getting". i turned and said what is he getting. the guy got a red faced and turned away. i smiled a bit at this. we continued upstairs and we went to his room in the house. the person he shared the room with was just leaving as we were going inside. the roommate was alone and there was no women leaving so he must of been getting something. the roommate is someone i had fucked before and he was quite good but that is another story. he asked what was going on so i told him i was going to blow his friend. he looked a little jealous. since i enjoyed fucking him so much, i told him i would blow him too if he wanted. he wanted it but he didn't want to stay in the room while i sucked his friend. (i will never understand men. they can watch porn, they can look at pictures of a man's dick in a pussy but they are so afraid to be in a room with someone else's cock out of their pants. what is up with this? it won't make you gay.) i sat down on the edge of the bed because i knew i was blowing two people and i didn't want my knees to get sore.

the first guy stood before me, i had to undo his pants and out sprang his cock. he was rock hard and i hadn't touched him yet. i knew the first one was going to be quick from this. in an effort to keep him from blowing right away, i stroke him a little with some kisses and licks on the head of the cock. i looked up at him, he had his eyes closed. i can imagine him thinking unsexy thoughts so he could last a little longer (just my theory). i start to take him in my mouth. i am going a little at a time trying to get him to hold out. i work my way down to the middle of his cock little by little and he blows. it was out of the blue and it went in my mouth. he looked a little disgusted in himself that he lasted a short time. i swallowed the cum, i always swallow. he pulls up his stuff and leaves the room.

his roommate was waiting right outside the door, i guess he was anxious. the roommate, guy 2, walks and says to me "john is out there and wants to know if you will blow him too" (the names are made up i just want to distinguish at this point or i will get lost when i write this). i have sucked john before so i said sure. he walks up to the bed and pulls his cock out as he comes to me. (i have to take an aside here for a moment, the time that we fucked i remember as incredible. i must of had 6 orgasms.) at this point, i take off my shirt. i didn't want to get cum on it and i knew there would be one more person so it was just easier to take it off. (i didn't have a bra on either.) i started off the same way with the roommate as i did with the first guy. my reason was i wanted him to cum big after the fucking we had. there i am working his pole, playing with his balls a little and me looking up into his eyes. he is looking down at me with the a smile then i take him deeper in my mouth (yes i can deep throat). after a couple times of his cock going all the way in his cock explodes. to this day, one of the biggest loads ever. i was caught off guard at first with the size of his load and it makes me gag a little. i managed to swallow most of it. there was still a little running down my face at the corner of my mouth. he thanked me and left the room.

in walks john, i remember john because he was one of the more built guys in the frat. his body was ripped. he would of put brad pitt in troy to shame. another reason why he stands out, he asked me if i was sure i wanted to do this. i told him hell yes and sucked his cock. i got into a good rhythm with john and he had his orgasm in about five minutes. i swallowed another load and he left. i was putting on my shirt when paul walked in the room. i look at him, i knew why he came in the room, the first guy or the second guy said something to one of their frat brothers. my shirt was only part way on so i took it off again. paul was a minute man. if he even lasted that long but it was another cock and shot of cum for me to swallow. i was up to four guys when paul left the room.

as paul left, i figured there would be another guy waiting. i was in the sucking mood and i was enjoying the taste of cum in my mouth. it could of been the alcohol or just me being horny. the first guy walks in the room again. he wasn't happy with his performance and wanted to try again. i blow him again and he is fast again, not as fast as paul but still quick. (4 guys, 5 loads) he leaves the room and simon walks in the room. i don't remember simon much, i think i got lost in all the excitement of blowing guys because after simon there was james. i tried to swallow all that i could of the loads. there was some cum running down the sides of my mouth to my neck (sort of like hooch's drool in that tom hanks movie). this brought my total up to 6 guys, 7 loads.

at this point i was ready to call it quits, cum and alcohol don't mix well in the stomach. the roommate comes in the room again. i know i can't swallow a huge load like i did the first time with him. i look at him and tell him i don't think i can swallow another load. he told me that he came in so he could go down on me. i was very sad when i told him that he couldn't due to the period but i loved that he offered. he was coming to sit next to me when i told him to pull out his cock. something got into me, i thought i could do one more load. i took him in my mouth again. half way through this time, i knew i couldn't take anymore. i took him out of my mouth and told him. he asked if he could jerk off on me. i told him sure but not on the face. i am not a big fan of facials. he rubbed his cock with some help from me. another big load shot out of him. this time it was all over my chest. after he was done, i asked if i could lay down in her for a little bit and he said yes. he left the room with me laying on the bed, playing with my cum covered nipples. all totaled, i did 7 and a half blow jobs with 6 guys. i was in the room for about an hour. the party was winding down. i cleaned myself off, put on my shirt and left. there was my night as the frat suck slut.

- miss wolfe

Man Boobs!

this is about another double standard that happens in the world today. two college girls go to a swimming pool. they want to go topless, so they take off their bikini tops. given, this happened in sweden but the attitude exists in the states. i want to talk about something else in the article quickly. the spokesperson (a woman to make it worse) for the pool said "There are three reasons for this. First, there is a security aspect, then there is a hygiene issue and finally there is what we call 'prevailing manners and customs'." the third is pretty self explanatory, the men want to maintain control over the women and what they chose to wear or not wear. i am having a problem with the first and second reasons. what security problem was there? they were swimming for a while with no problem. they must be terrorists and hide WMD's in their tits. the second is even more laughable. how is a woman going topless a hygiene issue. somehow that piece of clothing over the breast prevents some sort of diseases. maybe it is the lid to pandora's box of tit germs. completely moronic!

the only state that has a law saying women can walk around topless is new york. now there are some restrictions, any place that requires shirt for men also applies to women and it can't be done for commercial purposes. otherwise, women in new york can walk around in public topless. my question is what is so bad about bare female breasts. why do i have to look at men's breasts as they go topless? i propose an end to this double standard. one, women should be allowed to go topless and let those "evil", unhygienic bare breasts be seen. or two, any man with breast bigger than an A cup has to wear a bra or top when he is without a shirt in public. i would rather see female breast than fatty, floppy, unshapely man tits. i refuse too look at man boobs any more if i can't go topless.

- miss wolfe

Five Fact Friday

happy friday all! i am writing the story, it is taking a little longer than i expected.

fact #1 the easiest person to talk to for me is my mom. she listens, doesn't judge. i know i can go to her with a problem.
fact #2 my favorite ice cream is Chubby Hubby from ben and jerry's. i can sit there and eat one of those little containers easy.
fact #3 when i lay down to go to sleep, it usually takes me about 10 minutes to fall asleep.
fact #4 earlier this week, i admitted to my love of the song Baby Got Back. one of the other songs i love is Barbie Girl by aqua.
fact #5 someone told me this week that i have a body like milla jovovich. i can see that we are both lean and small chests. she looks hot in a lot of her movies. i need an outfit like she has in the fifth element so i can wear it for halloween. i wish i had her eyes, she has great eyes.

a question to you all, you know my guilty pleasure songs. what are some of your guilty pleasure songs (songs that people would look at you funny for liking)?

- miss wolfe

Quick Advice

thanks for the comment name. i honestly don't think i am the person to ask about threesomes in a relationship. my basic rule when it comes to threesomes is never have one while in a relationship. they are usually done for for one of three reasons: 1. trying to save the relationship 2. felt pressured to do it 3. both people are honestly into it. the problem with the first two is that the other person isn't happy about the situation. when a person feels obligated to do something, it is never enjoyable for that person. the relationship usually ends.

the third reason why threesomes happen is a good start. both people are into the idea and want to try it. there are some concerns that come with this threesome though. from the woman's point of view with the mff threesome, she will wonder if you are more attracted to the other woman. whether this is true or not, the woman's insecurity will kick in at some point. you are left with the jealousy or resentment. if it gets to this point, the relationship is over or on the brink of being over. if you and your girl decide to do the threesome, she should pick the girl or it shouldn't be someone you both know.

these are my thoughts from mine or friends experiences. i am sure there are people out there that will say i am completely wrong. i can't speak for them just like they can't speak for me. however, you should consider the consequences of going to that step.

- miss wolfe

Been A While

i was looking over the blog today and realized i hadn't told you a dirty story in a while. i am here to rectify the situation. i have been thinking what to tell you because there really hasn't been anything recent that is notable so i am delving into my past. i could tell you of my "train" blow job, my first threesome, first girl, or first public sex. there are tons of other stories but i was thinking firsts. let me know what you would like to hear about and i will write about it tomorrow.

TH, i don't think of myself as a slut. i am a sex addict. this means i LOVE sex and want it all the time. however, it doesn't mean i go out and actively seek it from any person i come in contact. i admit in my past i was very slutty. i would not change who i was because it made me the person i am today. i like me and wouldn't change me. my desire is to be with one person that wants to fuck as much as i do. my experience is men are all for this at first but then after a month or so their drive dies off and i am left wanting more sex. the freedom of being single is desirable for this reason. i can have a couple fuck buddies. if one isn't in the mood, i can call another. the problem with fuck buddies is the lack of a real emotional attachment. anyone can have sex but not everyone will be there for you when you are sick. my current state is wanting that emotional attachment. i want someone to call my boyfriend or girl friend. i want to feel love between me and another. i want to talk to someone about my day and have them actually care, not listen for the sake of moving on to bed. you can call me a slut if you want but i don't see myself this way nor will i.

- miss wolfe

Being Stupid

i think i am trying to hard in my search for love or a relationship. i feel ready for a relationship but i am violating some of my own thoughts about relationships. i am trying to actively search for one which almost always ends up badly. i find that relationships that just happen are usually the best and last longer. when i decided to look solely for a relationship, i forgot these things. the result is me being a crazy woman. i think my failed attempt at abstaining made this worse. i did say failed attempt. my will power broke down last night and succumbed to my sex drive. i am shocked i lasted as long as i did to be honest. my new rules will be don't force things, don't give up completely on sex but don't be a complete slut. wish me luck.

- miss wolfe

Bonding

my brother and his fiancee (it is spelled correctly, i can't figure out the key combination for the accent mark over the first e) were at my parents house this weekend. i thought i would make the quick drive home, much easier to go home now that they don't live in boston, to hang out with my soon to be sister-in-law. i haven't really hung out with her previously. i was glad that i did, she is a really cool person. she didn't ask for me to be in the wedding so she is high on my scale until the point they ask. she is going for her phd like my brother. over educated people are weird like that, my parents for example. i got to see my parents house area with kids in school. it is a little better but not much. it is so boring!

now for the funny, i am driving home today and playing music on my ipod. i love to sing and "rock out" in my car as i drive. one of my all favorite songs, a funnier song, comes up on my ipod. i turn up the music as i am getting off the beltway. i come up to this stop sign singing my little heart out on this song. i look over and there is this car of people laughing at me. i am a horrible singer but its my car and i was having fun with the song. in your mind, you are asking what song was she singing. it is a classic from the early nineties. it starts off with Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt...

- miss wolfe

Five Fact Friday

fact #1 i have had some serious insomnia lately.

fact #2 i just found out that my older brother is getting married. they are planning on having it this summer. now i just have to avoid being the horny wedding chick. i hope they don't ask me to be involved in the wedding, i don't want to be in it. i am content in sitting back and watching.

fact #3 i have been masturbating like a fiend today. i am up to 6 times. how much masturbating is too much?

fact #4 the grad student that teaches my lab class is so fucking hott! i want to fuck him right here in the lab. the other day he was standing behind me looking over my shoulder. i "accidentally" brushed my ass up against him. it sent a chill through my body.

fact #5 i had sex at the place i worked when i was in high school. it happened more than once with different people. it was a summer camp for younger kids, i was a counselor. what are us counselors supposed to do at night when the kids are asleep. i was tempted to do it a couple times over the summer but resisted. my morality intervened.

Time Bomb

in my desire of wanting a relationship, i have been abstaining from my desires for booty calls. the side effect of this choice is i am a walking pervert. i find myself checking out every attractive guy and girl i see. for an example, i am sitting in my first class of the day this morning. this guy with a good build, i can tell he works out a bit, walks in the class. it wasn't like i haven't seen him in class before but my eyes locked on him and followed him to his seat. i seriously had to resist the urge to go sit down next to him. i found myself looking at him during class. i find this happening often since i made my decision to hold off for a relationship. i will explode!

-miss wolfe

Anonymity

i had a bit of a surreal event in my life today. while most everyone was out watching the first games of the football season, i was in one of my favorite places to work. i go there with my stuff, get a cup of coffee and something to nibble. after sitting there for a half hour or so, a guy sits close to me. he pulls out his computer and starts typing away. i have no idea what he is working on but he is typing furiously. another guy joins him at the table and start a conversation. from the way they were talking, i could tell they are friends.

the new guy asks him what he was typing. the first guy responds with "i am writing in my blog." there was some derogatory comment about blogs that was said next. the first guy defends blogs and he starts talking about some of the blogs out there. i believe they didn't see me sitting there because they got onto sex blogs. he is telling his friend about all the people out there writing and showing their sex life online. i guess this got his friend interested in blogs. they are going through some of the blogs he has book marked. they get to some local blogs after a couple minutes. my ears prick up when they mentioned a blog i know, Dirty Couple in Virginia. (ken and jen, they had nothing but good things to say about your writings. i stopped writing at this point on sunday because i needed sleep.)

the first guy says something about another blog he likes to read. at this point, i dropped my attention until i hear the words miss wolfe. they just got my full undivided attention, i tried to look down at my book while they discussed me. the reader explains to his friend that i go to school here in dc, a little about some of my wilder things, and he followed some of my advice to some success. i thought it was pretty good and i was a little proud of myself. his friend then adds his two cents. the friend says that i am "probably some fat whore that couldn't get a guy to go out with her if i tried". he added some other unflattering things but i don't remember the exact wording. there were some jokes exchanged at my expense. it was at this point i felt the need to let them know i was there, not me as miss wolfe but as me a woman. i gave a little cough and they looked over and noticed me. they both got a little flushed because i overheard them.

me: did you ever think she doesn't post her picture on there because she doesn't want some weird stalker guy? (i get a blank stare)
me: i am sorry for butting in but i couldn't help overhearing your conversation.
guy1: i never really thought about it.
guy2: i still think she's a freak.
me: you shouldn't say things like that because she could be sitting next to you. you don't know i could be her.
guy1 and 2: both laugh (they think i am joking)
me: besides you said that her advice helped you a little so maybe shes doing a little good. maybe she wants to help men please women better. isn't that good for you and your girlfriend?
(again i get blank looks, like i'm crazy)
me: sorry for interrupting, i needed to say something.

i packed up my work and moved to a different spot. i didn't hear anything specific after i left. i don't think they were happy with me interjecting. the second guy didn't like me at all. i do remember hearing the word cunt as i walked away. i deserved it for interjecting but i couldn't really keep my mouth shut. to the guy that reads the blog, i do exist and now you had the distinct experience of the only reader to ever see me and now know who i am. my only advice to anyone that lives, watch what you say because you never know who is listening.

- miss wolfe

Five Fact Friday

fact #1 i have found myself wanting a serious relationship lately.

fact #2 i was excited about voting in my first presidential election. i am completely fed up with all the presidential election coverage on televison. i don't care about obama, clinton, edwards, or rudy mcromney. i don't like any of them, cover other people, what happened to equal time. go Ron Paul!

fact #3 i don't watch much tv because all the shows are the same anymore. however, i love the quirky shows on USA like Monk and Psych. i was listening to them today while doing school work.

fact #4 most people won't know this next one unless you live in boston area or listen to npr. i have met ray and tom the car talk guys.

fact #5 i watched the little mermaid so much when i was little. i could probably still quote most of the movie to this day.

- miss wolfe

For Parents

i was going to put this in with the toy post but it was out of place.

i don't know how many of my readers have teenage girls but this is important to tell your kids. one of the High School the Musical actresses has a nude picture out that is floating around the net. it was confirmed to be her. (i never saw the dumb movies on disney but they are big with the younger teens.) Vanessa Hudgens took nude pictures to send to her boyfriend for some reason. the pictures got out on the net. i once made this mistake to help keep a boy interested to me (so cliche anymore) and they got around to some of his friends. when you have your sex talk with your daughter (yes parents, you should be teaching them, not leaving it to health class), please tell her to avoid situations like this. no guy is worth this trouble and embarrassment. on a side note, if your teenage girl has a cell phone with camera, you can pretty much guarantee she has done this in the past or very likely will in the future.

- miss wolfe

Don't Get Jealous...

... ask if you can use it on her! i was having a conversation with a friend that happens to be a girl today. we were sharing details about our bedroom activities. she shared a situation that is going on with her boyfriend. lately, her boyfriend is jealous of her toys. i never really thought this much about guys getting jealous of the toys us women have. i never thought about it because i try to incorporate sex toys in my sex life and guys masturbate all the time without their SO, why shouldn't women?

before you men say something, i understand you get insecure when you see the sizes of the things or all the different functions of the toys. you will ask "why can't she use her fingers" or something. this isn't news but it is more difficult as a woman to get off and we have different kinds of orgasms. yes, we have different kinds, three kinds to be specific (clitoris, vaginal sometimes called g-spot and both of the above). the toys just help us with our ability to orgasm more intensely. you don't need to worry about the toys we use when masturbating because there isn't that intimate sharing with another person when we use the toy. you don't need to feel insecure because you can't get the girl off all the time and the toy does. we have been living with this body, we know all the right spots to hit. it can be difficult to convey this to you in the middle of making love.

my suggestion to the men reading this is two fold. if you don't know where your woman's g-spot is, FIND IT! if you are a woman reading this and you don't know where it is, shame on you. before you ask, you need to get your woman warmed up. when she is wet and ready to go, put a finger or two in her and feel the top wall of her inside (the abdomen side). you should feel a bit of skin that feels different. you just found the g-spot or you could ask her to show you. this spot will make her feel like she has to pee so be careful. my second bit of advice is the next time you are feeling jealous of the toys, ask her if you can use one on her. you can fuck her with a dildo and play with her clit or any other things your mind thinks. i can promise you one thing men, if you make a girl orgasm from both spots, you will be rewarded very kindly. i know when a guy does this for me, he can pretty much guarantee a long fun night and he probably gets most everything he asks for. in short, don't hate the toy, use the toy for your advantage.

Kissing

i saw this interesting, at least to me, article today (the actual file here). it was on how the different sexes view kissing. the short version is men kiss to try to get in a woman's panties. they are indiscriminate about who they kiss or try to get into bed. women on the other hand use this as a way to gage the relationship. they determine compatibility with their chosen mate. they also use this as a way to determine (pay attention men) if the person is cheating on them. the article also goes into some other stuff like styles of kissing and is kissing required prior to having sex. i would suggest reading the article because the journal file is boring with all the statistics, unless your an uber-nerd and like it.

my take on this is somewhat different. i agree that kissing is important. people say that looking into someones eyes is a way to look into a person's soul. i think kissing is a way to tell how passionate people are in their life. a kiss can give that away, at least to me. i think women put too much importance on a first kiss. they treat it like a deal breaker. everyone has a bad day and just because the first kiss is bad doesn't mean they all will be bad. its like judging a restaurant on eating there once. it could of been an off day for the server or cooks. i think this way when it comes to sex stuff. i will generally try something twice before it is ruled out completely. the first time is rarely the best. i do agree with the commitment part of kissing. i think you can tell a lot about the other person's commitment to the relationship in a kiss. if i am with a person for a while, i can tell if they are into me by the change in passion in the kiss. remember men, if you are cheating on your wife, girl, etc..., you need to have the same passion when you kiss her or she could tell if your cheating or not committed to her. in short, women take kissing not so seriously, men be a little more serious about your kisses. personally, i like long kisses with a little tongue (wait at least 20 seconds before the tongue guys). what kind of kisses do you like?

- miss wolfe

Unexpected Call

i hope you all had a safe and fun labor day weekend. i went to see my friend at ANC, it was sad and somewhat happy at the same time. i don't know what you do when you visit a grave, nor do i know the appropriate thing to do. i sat down next to the headstone and talked to my friend. it was probably more talking to myself but it helped me deal with the emotions.

i was walking back to the metro station when i received a call. it was from another friend that serves in the military. he said he was back in boston for the week. it had been a year and a half since i last saw him so i got the idea of a quick trip up to boston. one of the things i love about the northeast is the ability to get to and from the major cities in a little amount of time. most people have never been on a train but it is 6 hours from dc to boston on the express train. compared to the 8 hours driving (on a good day). i called up slut and told her i would be up there that night and if i could stay there. she quickly said yes. i got to my room, threw some clothes in a bag and got to the train station. i spent the weekend up in boston with some friends. i will expand on this more tomorrow but it is getting late and i have classes in the morning.

- miss wolfe